You're just jealous because he's got a big house that looks like Balmoral

( in vino veritas, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

I'm jealous because he's much better than me at being a cunt.

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

and you try REALLY REALLY hard!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

I've got a whole town that looks like Balamory.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

I've got a cock that looks like a turnip

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

I've got a turnip that looks like JMG.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

I've had JMG AT BALMORAL !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

Never mind that
I've got a big house that looks like a balrog.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

You should really call the fire brigade about that

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:49, archived)