Then your reply is a bit superfluous here

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

I know, but I wanted to help.
You could pretend it was a podcast from the land of musical instruments, and that's how they talk...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

You are so nice
I wish I was as nice as you.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

Bet you don't really.
Even I don't wish I was as nice as me, I'm too soft.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Slightly soft and slighty over sensitive
but very nice.

And you wave your bum and fanny around when putting your jeans on.

And you dont hold a grudge about me upsetting you too much.

Is this Pandering ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

Let's consult Hilary Clinton
The answer is inconclusive
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

I've had her
she had an eyeball instead of a clitoris.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Ah, the fabled ocular vagina
Most favoured they are in Hawaii
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Yeah, but her cunt reeks of rotting Petit Filous
and when she smiles it's like Slimer smeared his ectoplasm all over Stone Henge.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

That pales into insignificance
when you consider all the skiddy bits of poo on her bumhole.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

You said you were saving them for later, don't blame me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Love you too, schnookums.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

I'm not sure, I haven't been pandered at in a while.
I used to be, and then they all met me and oh, how I was a big fatty and then it stopped :-(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

I have never met you and I'm still not pandering at you
But my, what a lovely blouse you're wearing
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Why thank you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

It's not a blouse
it's a tit-tent
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

It doesnt make a lot of difference to me how fat or ugly you are
I dont want to have sex with anyone on the internet
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

I want to have dinner with loads of b3tans.
Not in a sexy way, just because conversation is good and food is better.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

You want to be around b3tans when they're eating?
You're a nutjob.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

I want to be around b3tans when I'M eating.
Sod them.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

I went to a couple of OMGB45H's
But people were all a lot more "wallflowery" in real life. They had fuck all to say in most cases.

The agressive ones were all silent disdain and the hyperactive young ones were all teenage gawkiness.

Fenris and I stripped to the waist, oiled each others torsos and wrestled some life into the party.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

I'm sorry I missed that.
I was too busy being OMGMENTAL at the bash you were at.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

Give over were you
all the girls were all like "OMG, QUIET BOYS WHO ARE ENTRANCED BY MY BIG FAT TITS"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

I really wasn't.
Not at that one anyway. I spent an awful lot of time sitting alone drinking soft drinks. I can really only remember talking with Flappers and that's because he made me.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

I have a feeling that's what I'll be like next weekend
I won't have to worry about talking to anyone because I will scare them away
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

I'm sure you won't.
I was depressed and on medication and had tried to get out of going to that bash.

I went to the christmas one this year and was back to my normal, lairy, flirtatious, gobby, twatty self.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

It's true.
A PROPER twat.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

I NO RITE

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

JUST HOW WE LIKE YOU

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

VALIDATION
ONLINE
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

YOU KNOWS I FUCKIN LOVES YOU RIGH.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

I stand outside smoking and talking to older men about things I have no business knowing.
As usual.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

I'm a lot older than you
but I doubt I know anything you have no business knowing.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

I bet you do.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Invite them all round your gaff then
and make a big pit of chilli.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

In my house?
I've realised I actually have incredu-face on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

It's the best way
Give total strangers your address and then be prepared to find a sweaty 15 year old looking in your knicker drawer.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

one word: randomburn.
*shivers*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Prepare for jizz crusted pants coming through the post

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

God, I hope so.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

chilli minced kitten surprise
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

I'm a hardfaced cow.
*snarls*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

You've been one of the nicest to me, over here.
Not gone unnoticed.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

Daw shucks.
*blushes*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

You're buttering me up for gay gingerness, I can tell.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Blue Star can be hard faced and nice simultaneously.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Like an easter island statue with a pretty flower on it's head.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:33, archived)