I've tried out a few new podcasts lately
I tried one called "Sick and wrong". Here is my synopsis :

Duuude, I like, totally found a story about something sick !
What is it dude?
Well there was this Indian Dude right ?
Yah ?
In India, and he totally didnt have a bath for 35 years ?
NO way man
Yah, I can like totally imagine how he smelled, cause I know this indian guy who smells.
Totally
He smells of like curry and animal feaces.


It was shit. Anyone got anything good to reccommend.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

Beirut. It's music.
I don't really listen to podcasts.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

Then your reply is a bit superfluous here

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

I know, but I wanted to help.
You could pretend it was a podcast from the land of musical instruments, and that's how they talk...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

You are so nice
I wish I was as nice as you.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

Bet you don't really.
Even I don't wish I was as nice as me, I'm too soft.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Slightly soft and slighty over sensitive
but very nice.

And you wave your bum and fanny around when putting your jeans on.

And you dont hold a grudge about me upsetting you too much.

Is this Pandering ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

Let's consult Hilary Clinton
The answer is inconclusive
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

I've had her
she had an eyeball instead of a clitoris.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Ah, the fabled ocular vagina
Most favoured they are in Hawaii
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Yeah, but her cunt reeks of rotting Petit Filous
and when she smiles it's like Slimer smeared his ectoplasm all over Stone Henge.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

That pales into insignificance
when you consider all the skiddy bits of poo on her bumhole.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

You said you were saving them for later, don't blame me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Love you too, schnookums.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

I'm not sure, I haven't been pandered at in a while.
I used to be, and then they all met me and oh, how I was a big fatty and then it stopped :-(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

I have never met you and I'm still not pandering at you
But my, what a lovely blouse you're wearing
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Why thank you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

It's not a blouse
it's a tit-tent
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

It doesnt make a lot of difference to me how fat or ugly you are
I dont want to have sex with anyone on the internet
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

I want to have dinner with loads of b3tans.
Not in a sexy way, just because conversation is good and food is better.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

You want to be around b3tans when they're eating?
You're a nutjob.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

I want to be around b3tans when I'M eating.
Sod them.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

I went to a couple of OMGB45H's
But people were all a lot more "wallflowery" in real life. They had fuck all to say in most cases.

The agressive ones were all silent disdain and the hyperactive young ones were all teenage gawkiness.

Fenris and I stripped to the waist, oiled each others torsos and wrestled some life into the party.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

I'm sorry I missed that.
I was too busy being OMGMENTAL at the bash you were at.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

Give over were you
all the girls were all like "OMG, QUIET BOYS WHO ARE ENTRANCED BY MY BIG FAT TITS"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

I really wasn't.
Not at that one anyway. I spent an awful lot of time sitting alone drinking soft drinks. I can really only remember talking with Flappers and that's because he made me.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

I have a feeling that's what I'll be like next weekend
I won't have to worry about talking to anyone because I will scare them away
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

I'm sure you won't.
I was depressed and on medication and had tried to get out of going to that bash.

I went to the christmas one this year and was back to my normal, lairy, flirtatious, gobby, twatty self.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

It's true.
A PROPER twat.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

I NO RITE

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

JUST HOW WE LIKE YOU

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

VALIDATION
ONLINE
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

YOU KNOWS I FUCKIN LOVES YOU RIGH.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

I stand outside smoking and talking to older men about things I have no business knowing.
As usual.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

I'm a lot older than you
but I doubt I know anything you have no business knowing.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

I bet you do.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Invite them all round your gaff then
and make a big pit of chilli.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

In my house?
I've realised I actually have incredu-face on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

It's the best way
Give total strangers your address and then be prepared to find a sweaty 15 year old looking in your knicker drawer.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

one word: randomburn.
*shivers*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Prepare for jizz crusted pants coming through the post

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

God, I hope so.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

chilli minced kitten surprise
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

I'm a hardfaced cow.
*snarls*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

You've been one of the nicest to me, over here.
Not gone unnoticed.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

Daw shucks.
*blushes*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

You're buttering me up for gay gingerness, I can tell.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Blue Star can be hard faced and nice simultaneously.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Like an easter island statue with a pretty flower on it's head.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

I like the Rock, Paper, Shotgun podcasts
They are about PC Games. If you like PC Games you should listen to them. If not you'll think they're shit.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

It's PC gone mad.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

You can't call a Mac a Mac anymore
Mental.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

OMG you cant say "mental" any more ?
You have to say "Fuckwit"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

SORRY SORRY
Don't get the police on me, I'll be good, I'll be good.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

Radio 4

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

I havent got a radio

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

you can get it on the internet

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/podcasts/
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

You have the internet though

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

No
No I havent.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

There could be a problem with what I was going to suggest then

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

Adam and Joe on six music (they do podcasts)
Frost/Nixon
The Wrestler
My lemon drizzle cake
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

What's the ratio of lemoness to drizzleness?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

There's lemon zest in the cake
and lemon juice in the drizzle. It's more lemony than drizzly.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

That sounds like a good ratio
Will you eat it with Ice Cream or cream or just unadulterated?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

Just on its own.
Cream makes me want to vomit and it's too good for ice cream.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Lemon duce in the jizzle

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

Lemon Duce?
Like the famous dictator Mussolemoni?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

He made the trains run on time
and smell fresh and lemony.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

i hy
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

The earliest example
of biofuels.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

Professionally produced studio shows
rather than amateurish shit-quality unfiltered verbal effluence.
Homespun podcasts are the latest demonstration of just how shit humans can be if you give them half a chance.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

you should do a podcast about all the things you hate

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

I don't hate anything
there's nothing in the universe that deserves that much of my attention.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

I'd recommend sitting in your pants eating icecream and watching buffy the vampire slayer

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

Totally

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

I really wish I was only wearing pants right this minute

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Take your trousers off then you weirdo

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

The Hare Krishnas always seem very keen to recommend something.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

Angry & Cliff are good
www.iamlivid.com
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

You could try baldmonkey's podcast.
I hear that it's utterly briliant.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:33, archived)