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MNNGgghhh, my neighbour is having a party,
which evidently includes karaoke. I've just sat through a rendition of 'Danger, High Voltage!' performed by what sounds quite like a middle aged man.

How do you best propose I kill them all?

EDIT: Right, I'm showering, then going out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
Put speakers next to wall
Play gabba very loud

Point will be made.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
Gabba,
or the Locust! MWAA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
Gas explosion

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
A kid I used to hang round with in school
was arrested once for threatning to blow up the gas main in his street. He was a bit of a nut job, I wonder what he's doing now, probably time or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
There was a lad that went to our school who, to put it politely, was Fire-friendly.
Once tried to get out of P.E. by using a can of solvent and a lighter to melt his tatty trainers to the changing room floor.

He had to the run twice, barefoot, then help one of the cleaners prize his shoes off the floor.

This was the last time the school wittingly put him in charge of a solvent substance :(
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
show them your face

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 23 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
yeah
that should do it
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 23 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
Rupture their ears and puncture their brains with an impossibly high and out of tune rendition of 'Take On Me'

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
how dare other people have fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
My point exactly.
I think I may go out and socialise with work folk. Am I that desperate to get out?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
What I want to know is why you didn't invite me.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
No killing. It's unfriendly.
Go out or something.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
My choices for going out are:
a) Go and see a friend who I think secretly hates me for getting on a bit too well with his ex.

b) Go and drink with work chums, who are out because one of them is getting hitched or something. They're just about tolerable when sober, I daren't think what they're like when drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
A bloke at work got married today.
St Pauls Cathedral apparently.

I don't know whether it was *the* St Pauls Cathedral, but in his honour I had Cathedral City on toast for breakfast. Then I fell down Ilkley Moor.

Bar Tat, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
KUNG FU

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
Whilst driving a Honda Accord?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
VRROOMMM!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
That might be too awesomely powerful
there would be carnage
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
SEXY carnage.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
Like lesbian vampires
only with more Hondapower
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
I reccomend some Peter Gabriel

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
This.
A sledgehammer in one of their faces would shut the buggers up.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
Where are you going?
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
You hypocrite,
we do exactly the same all the time!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
plus you're upstairs now making just as much noise.
idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
Well, you do, late at night,
when I'm trying to sleep,
on a worknight.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:50, archived)