Northern Ireland or ROI version?

( in vino veritas, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

Either's good
Personally I sway towards Tandragee Castle.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

Personally
I'm a Red Rock or Smiths girl.

chippie chippie chippie!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

You're a dirty forriner
With a Monty Python quotation in their sig to boot.

You don't count.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Excuse me. The only thing dirty about me is my mind
I'm very clean thank you - shower twice daily, wash my hands after toilet business and/or getting off.

/gives a great sloppy kiss on the cheek
You're the first person who's picked that quote!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Matches, matches?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

/beams
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

I am no longer infected

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

that's what they all say

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

It's just a heat rash

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

And I'm the queen of England.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

I'll have to check you to make sure.
Apparently the Queen- God Bless Her- has Swann Hunter tattooed under her breasts. "Swann" under her right tit and "Hunter" under her left one.

Most people don't know that, but I met a man down the pub the other night who apparently is an old friend of Prince Philip and who served with him in the navy during WWII. Seems that Phil had a naughty photo of his new wife showing off her tattoos that he spread around to motivate the troops.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

bugger off
My tits are for one man's eyes only - not yours.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

Used to be that there was an unwritten rule on /talk
That you never referenced Monty Python.

Seems to have gone away now.

/Still appreciates a sloppy kiss- even if it is from the other side of the world.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

well I'm stubborn.
:) So I'd've referenced it anyways.

Or the Young Ones. Fuck I love the Young Ones.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

You killed a hippy!

( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

HA HA! MISSED BOTH MY LEGS!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

It's a telescope with a mouse in it

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

"don't look at me - I'm irrelevant!"

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

Number 5
The larch.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Never be rude...

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

CANDLE!
/first
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Nobody wanted the first chick pea Neil.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

"it's risotto!"
"No it's not it's snow isn't it?"
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:54, archived)