Hello cyber hard men. JMG here.
How's the internet?
Have we got a concentrated hate figure today, or is the moaning more sporadic?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I'm quite cheery thanks JMG
I've done some packing and I'm looking up ways to customise and cut up a big t-shirt.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

cut holes in the nipples
that should turn a few heads
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

cor!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I endorse a move towards making it some form of hat.
Hats are very important.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

because your otherwhise bald head would get cold easily!

( moohalaa, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

YOU QUEEN OF THE NILE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

no idea
I've just wandered on.
( jenpots, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

how long until you wander off?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

fuck. off.

( jenpots, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

:(
*pulls your pigtails*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

me too
i'm considering going to the shop to buy some booze though
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

I've had enough booze this weekend
I made b3tans drink my Dad's ale.

I'm nice like that.
( jenpots, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

It is good booze
I need no convincing
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

It was :oD

( jenpots, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

When I get off these drugs I will have a session at The Albert and get thoroughly reacquainted

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Peckers Peril tastes lovely
but is very strong.
( jenpots, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

I shall seek it out

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

Sunderland for me,
as usual.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

Fill him in.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

He's gay...
you don't mean like that do you?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

Not at all.
It's hardly fair to beat up a fruit. But in this case he deserves it.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

Blimey, the football eh?
Electricity AND premiership football all in the same calendar year?
Things are looking up for the Dingles!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

GO BURNLEY!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

I'm personally hating Sheffield Utd, - because they've lost me a fuckload of money today. However, I hardly think /talk is the place to be discussing soccer (or any other sports) so I shall quit moaning about it.
( C, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

Only an idiot would have bet on Sheffield United though.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Well, why the fuck weren't you there telling me this 10 hours ago when I bet the price of my new remote control on the useless bunch of northern twats.
( C, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

You didn't ask.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

Oh yes, that'd be why - next time I'll try to remember to consult you beforehand.
( C, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

I'm very knowledgeable.
Just ask JMG.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

I've just been for a lovely 8oz sirloin accompanied by 3 or 4 pints of lager
in a beer garden building up my tan :)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

This is good work.
Meat, sun and beer. What bank holidays were invented for.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

i wanted to go out but wife convinced me that it would be busy everywhere :(

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

it was busy
it took about 45 mins for our food to come. This was followed by a nice walk along the prom
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

With 8 days left, I have lost the will to live.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

HO'WAY MAN PET!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

*chesty cuddles for yesterday*

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

Women were crying, LT.
Not me though.
Thump of the chest and all that, and I was back in form.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

i've been exercising loads today

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

Have you been LUNGING?
*Dampens brow*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

occasionally...

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

gordon strachan has resigned, which is what i wanted.
i don't suppose you have an opinion JMG ?
( connor, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

He's on his back to the 80's to manage Sunderland.
The land time forgot.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

Stand back web ladies
I'll biff this rotter!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Oh yes JMG, Burnley!
This is the first time !'ve been happy about the football.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

*Firm handshakes*
Football is excellent.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 17:40, archived)