and I don't want to kill anybody.
Just hurt one person in particular. my chosen torture method at this point in time is castration through Banding (can you tell I live on a farm?).
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 7:32, archived)

Yeah but we thought it impolite to mention the smell.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:46, archived)

I smell like shampoo and conditioner
and moisturiser. I'm very clean thank you. It's a meat farm (yet I'm a vego - go figure) in the middle of a dairy region. Get a few steers (you might call them bullocks??) on the land, band 'em, worm 'em, fatten 'em up and send them off to the abattoirs - the cattle are pretty happy let well enough alone.

Want some chocolate?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 7:51, archived)

Bullocks bollocks
A tasty meal.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:57, archived)

I'll take your word for it.
/bokes
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

Fucking hippy!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:02, archived)

How did the interview go?

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

Really well thanks!
I shall find out later this week...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:05, archived)

Dosh heaven
Here we come!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

fucking murderer :P
Nah nah i just don't like the taste of meat (*snarf*)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

Sexface will soon sort that out.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:06, archived)

His dick is made from Soy

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:08, archived)

you are lying to me sir.
and I don't want to know how you discovered that...
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

Like anyone who has spent more than 10 min at a bash
I have been raped by him.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

he will not.
Your mum has a better chance then he does.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

Fat jokes about Mykeys Mum
There's a barrel I haven't scraped.

No wait, I did scrape it, the dirty bitch.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

Didn't use a fat joke,
just a ya mum one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

MUFFDIVER

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

yup.
Are you sad and crushed because I'll not dive south for you? awww poor darlin, have a cuddle.
Good times.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

I will go out and kill myself straight away
Such is the level of my disappointment:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

Oh now that's just silly.
I'm not the only fish in the sea - I'm merely a plankton in comparison!
*gives hugs and fluff*
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

You sicken me
I would sooner hug Wormulus. And he's a known child molester.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

would you rather I tell you to fuck off
and Man the Fuck Up?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

Yes

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:29, archived)

Man the fuck up and fuck off then you miserable cunt.
:)
Better?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:40, archived)

Now kick Wormulus and insult his junk.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:41, archived)