I would actually quite like to be having exams at the moment.
Then I could at least have some hope for the future, however false.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

That sounds quite upsetting
are things really that bad? :(
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

I honestly don't see a way out,
the job market at the moment is absolutely flooded with people who have more experience than I do, and there are scarcely any jobs at all at the bottom end. I'm going to have to retrain in something to have any skills useful to anyone, goodness knows what.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

Build computers for people,
you're good at that.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

not that good.
I barely make a profit, I'd need to do about 4 a day to make a living out of it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

You'd be surprised by the number of people feeling like that
Retraining isn't such a bad idea, I'm hearing from lots of people doing that kind of thing

If it's any consolation I'm supposed to have a Training Contract lined up with a firm already, and there's a severe drought of that going on, shitloads of firms are downsizing. After 5 years in higher education I'll still be doing something menial :(
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

It's not a bad idea, for the long term,
but it takes time, and money, and I kind of want a job now, really. Time doesn't grow on trees.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:43, archived)

there are plenty of unskilled jobs going
depends on what you are willing to do though i guess
( well, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

There are a couple of admin jobs I'm considering at the moment.
Still waiting to hear back from the council about the last one. They'll maybe let me know in six months or something.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:45, archived)

if you need money you do anything
I've cut bricks, packed crisps, sold crisps, answered phones, got a forklift licence, all sorts.
edit: for pretty much minimum wage, if not on the line itself

You can't whine about never being able to get a job when you "consider some admin jobs" as if anything else is far underneath you.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

beneath me?
they're the lowest jobs on the jobs sites!
the reason I'm only going for those ones is that they're the only ones where I meet the minimum criteria.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

how about factory work? cleaning?
it's fairly shit or mind numbing work but it's money.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

Edinburgh doesn't have factories.
It's white collar central. Major banks and insurance companies. That sort of stuff is all out at Fife and Livingston. I'm not joking.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

are there no shops/cafes in Edinburgh?

( well, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Plenty of those,
but that's really not something I'd be any good at... customer facing, nooo not me. This isn't me being fussy. I worked as a receptionist once and was utterly shit at it.
Besides, I've got a friend who's looking for exactly this kind of work, and has experience, and is having a pretty hard time of it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

Who cleans the banks and insurance companies?
Who cleans the windows, does the laundry, makes the food, delivers the post, there are lots of unskilled jobs in the city.
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

I don't know,
but I'm not seeing the adverts.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

Who watches the Watchmen?
The Watchiermen obvs.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

this
just go down to the job centre and apply for everything they've got
( well, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

You should try chasing these up more often,
maybe turn up in person. Also, follow the head of admin home one night and study their routine. If they go out to the pub quiz on a Wednesday evening, you could turn up over the course of a month and start up a conversation. When you're good friends after a few weeks, your employment status might crop up, whereupon you say "Funny you should mention that" and say how much you'd LOVE to work in their admin department, and the job's as good as yours.

Honestly, some people just don't make the effort.
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

I'd never considered stalking as a career move.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

Quitter.

( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

I suppose telling you to pull your fucking socks up would be a waste of typing?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

Bindun.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

My mum's been doing it since I was five,
it's like water off a duck's back by now.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:38, archived)