I just rang a lady called Faye Kribs

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

Can she give herself a blowjob?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

A++++ Post
Would lol again.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

I also know a chap called Terry Feek

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

for business?
or just for the hell of it?

"is this Faye Kribs?"
"yes"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"erm... hello?"
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

for business yes, they're involved with a company we do work for.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

I know someone called
Faye Ktits

actually I dont.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

I don't know if I know anyone personally who have fake tits.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

I know someone called Hugh Jarce
and a Norma Scuntole
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

tee hee
they have silly names.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

I know a girl who has fake tits.
When she came back to work after having them done, she let us (the girls and the gay lad) have a grope and a squeeze of them. They felt fairly real, not at all hard like I'd been expecting.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

apparently they can be 'cold'

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

I didn't get my hand under the bra to have a squeeze.
Just over the top of her clothes. I'd imagine that they can feel pretty cold though, yeah.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Did she let anyone blow their muck all over them ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Probably.
Not me though. I had to go to a meeting.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Did you lezz her senseless ? Probing her womanly intimacies with your tirelessly inquisitive tongue ?
*wanks*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Yeah. Okay.
Why not?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

The true test of fake breasts
can they take a tipping of filthy custard?

how was that there welsh biking?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

I broke my cunting forks in the car park
but still rode whites level in 1hr50. Tried to get the forx fixed over lunch but they didnt have the spares so went home.

I kicked a couple of sheep in the cunt before I left to alleviate my frustration.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

what did you do to them?
Did you break the lockout or something?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

The cartridge inside cracked as I popped down a little 2" kerb thing.
Left me with no rebound damping and a very flaky feel to the front end. Had to nurse it round and avoid all the drops/gnarl
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

rubbish kit.
it's all too clever these days. I'll stick to my indestructable 12 year old coil-over-oil Judy SLs....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

they go hard after a few years.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:41, archived)