The lady from Tesco, she say yes!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Hurrah!
Was she wearing the old skool uniform or the new casual one?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

why would she be wearing her old school uniform?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

She was wearing the blue checked shirt one.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Superb
She's a keeper
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

I think so.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Tesco staff don't wear school uniforms.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Well done
don't be to nervous, but your entire future happiness depends on those drinks.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

Thanks for the encouraging words!
No pressure now!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Result!

( jenpots, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Tesco value girlfriend!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

smashing

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

I really hope she hasn't dyed her pubes blue and white :S

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Tesco Value Brazillian.
It is just a normal untrimmed muff.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

and the sauce is a bit more watery

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Mmmm,
17p beans and 7p noodles.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

Christ.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

I love going too far >:D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

I really hope she has.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

top marks to you sir
you are an example to internet-kind
( spacefish bong!, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

Just goes to prove not all people on the internet are sweaty awkward types.
So come on people, ask out a girl from Tesco!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Ask out a girl! Are you mad?!
I couldn't manage that when I was blind drunk
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

let's all go to tescos, where Anthropos buys his best clothes
la la la la
la la la la
( mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

Oh Mongy, you have sussed me out.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

sound advice, but it's going to be a while before they let you on radio four's thought for the day

( spacefish bong!, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

That is very true

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:18, archived)