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I am orf to buy a dvd
Any suggestions?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:51, archived)
My First Sex Teacher, vol. 7
Or possibly My Friend's Hot Mom 3.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:52, archived)
I shall ignore this sage wisdom:)

(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:54, archived)
we all know your going to get one of them

(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:06, archived)
I'm just trying to think of stuff I've seen recently that you'd like
and don't already have... Oooh, Dead Birds is damn good. Or the directors cut of Hellboy.

Both have a nice Lovecraftian flavour to them if Mr Tea is around.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:15, archived)
Directors cut of hellboy you say?
*counts pennies*

the beasties were lovecraftian
but hellboy is not a pale english gent with a heroin problem
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:16, archived)
The three disc version is ace.
The mythology and beasties were but the rest of the caracters are not, I apologise for not being more specific. :-)
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:19, archived)
:P
I'm just being a bit of a cunt
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)
Don't be silly,
you're always lully.

*huggles*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)
Team America: World Police

(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:53, archived)
Conan the Barbarian
You know you want to.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:53, archived)
Got it already:)

(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:55, archived)
Good man :)

(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:56, archived)
I saw that in a garage for £4.99
I thought of you.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:56, archived)
Did you buy it and/or
did you become erect?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:56, archived)
Neither
I bought some chocolate and put my fingers up my bum
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:59, archived)
can't you just
keep your loose change in your pocket like everyone else?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:14, archived)
Why should I be normal ?
*fights the system*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:16, archived)
This one
here.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:57, archived)
The last film I bought was Layercake because I missed it in the cinema.
I was very happy with my purchase. Please note that my opinion of films probably shouldn't be trusted at all though. What I did buy on DVD that was definitely worth seeing was the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:59, archived)
I tried to watch that
with my girlfriend and her mate, they talked through EVERY second of the film.

It looked nice though.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:01, archived)
I hope that you have since killed them both
and buried the bodies under your lovely new patio.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:02, archived)
I thought layer cake was fupping ace
Dont be fooled by the gay "l4yer cak3" cover, it's a good gangster film.

No minge in it though.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:04, archived)
Well, look at it this way
I wouldnt order a kebab from "Hello boss, want a kebab" in Wycombe for the next few weeks.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:09, archived)
Well, yes
but does that have anything to do with the film?
/lives in Wycombe
/knows the kebabs of old
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:12, archived)
Didnt realise there was another wycombian on here
where abouts you from?

I was implying I killed them both and sold them for kebab meat.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:13, archived)
Well yes
I was implying that the kebabs wouldn't be any more offputting if there were human flesh in them

/Hughended Valley area
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)
Really?
I used to play football for Hughenden. My girlfriend lives down Hughenden Road as well (Student). If you drink in pubs in town I have probably seen you before.

*Spooky music*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)
I think I've seen
you lot play as well, some time last october...
/more spooky music
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:29, archived)
Now that is really spooky
at the shite horse?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)
Christ no
I think it would have been at the Hub, but I was very drunk, and so may be wrong...
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:35, archived)
The Hub?
That was december then I think, only played there once. Strange, but none the less enjoyable gig. Made me feel very old though.

/24
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)
I quite liked it
but if was a wee bit predictable. A reasonable film of its type.

Edit: I was also like to point out that not just girls do this. theflatmate is the most irriatating person to watch films with. Ever.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:02, archived)
I was surprised because I expected something in the same vein and Lock, Stock and Snatch.
I'd also never seen Daniel Craig in anything and thought he was quite good. Now I hear whisperings that he is being mooted or the next James Bond.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:07, archived)
Did I specify the sex of her mate?
:P
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:08, archived)
If you let your girlfriend have any male friends,
you're obviously an emasculated cuckold.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:12, archived)
All my girlfriends have always had mostly male friends
probably because "girly" girls annoy me so much. That and being an emasculated cuckold.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:15, archived)
It's very dangerous to let your girlfriend
have any friends of her own. It may lead to *shudder* independent thought!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:16, archived)
Frenchmen do it too.
*grrs at inconsiderate flatmate interrupting my viewing of anything to ask for an explanation*
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:08, archived)
You live with a Frenchman?
I'd kill youself now, it's the only thing to do.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:11, archived)
Believe me the thought had crossed my mind.
However other flatmates were convinced that it would be OK....

The fact that he is an annoying, mysogenistic, racist, right-wing fuck-wit, who doesn't understand the concept of peace-and-quiet or lie-in seems to have passed them by.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:15, archived)
That was very good
I thought :)
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:02, archived)