Spammity spammy spam
I'm working on a new project, targeted at students. If you're not a student, I give you full permission to think of tits instead of reading the rest of this post.

Basically, I'm making a website to assist students with time management (reminders, marks graphing, that sort of thing.) So, anyone who's a student, I'd really appreciate it if you could have a look at www.practicalpupil.com/ and email me your suggestions at the address there, and pass the link on to any studenty-types that you think might be interested. Thanks.

To make up for the spam, I would like to remind you all of the great things that are tits. Tits are lovely, most of the time. Unless they're granny tits. Saggy, baggy granny tits.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:16, archived)

Saggy, baggy granny tits
GMTFH
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)

I'm not a granny
but I fit the rest of the description
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:18, archived)

You're worse than me

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:19, archived)

You have taught me everything I know.
*kneels before my dark lord and master*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)

I name you
Darth Gayer
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:22, archived)

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS
TITITITITITITS.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)

Don't you need some sort of feature
that wipes their pampered arses for them?
( Geordie Al, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)

No,
that's what servants are for.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:18, archived)

I don't need your permission to think about tits

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)

Anarchist.
Shouldn't you be out breaking things.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)

You're the anarchist.
Look, you've just finished a question with a FULL STOP RATHER THAN A QUESTION MARK!!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)

Two exclamation marks?
Hypocritical unpronouncable named swine!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

*unleashes flock of hungry tits*
*watches with glee as they peck you to death in teh face !"

Muhahahahahahahaaaaaaa !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:18, archived)

Pfft!

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)

Ha!
They merely murdered my unloved identical twin.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

Time management for students??
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Dekazer's university career:
Part time job, pub, part time job, pub, part time job, pub, seminar, part time job, pub, stay up all night and write essay, part time job, pub etc ad nauseam..
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:19, archived)

Nice idea,
but I'm enough of a non-spacktard to manage my own timekeeping.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)

If you want people to go submit your site
direct to search engines, directories and suchlike rather than wait on spiders.

Seems like a very good idea, BTW.
(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)

The site isn't live yet.
I'm just asking for ideas.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)

Weelll....
I'm not organised, but do I really want to be organised :S
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:22, archived)

I never found time management
to be much of an issue. My poor performance at university was mostly a result of not doing any work.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)

If kids are too stoopid to either manage their own time
or to just squeeze through their exams on basic brain power, then they're too stoopid to be students and should be sent down the pits or up the chimneys
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:24, archived)

This.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)

I hope you are both enjoying thinking about
big, bouncy boobies.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)

I didn't mean to be entirely negative
I'm sure the site itself is a perfectly sensible idea. I just have a bee in my bonnet about dragging mediocre people through education just for the sake of it.

Oh ... and "yes".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)

Very this, on both counts.
I want a sandwich now.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)

I was a student until just over a week ago.
Now I'm just unemployed :(

*cries*
(Nothing to see, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)

Either get a job,
or present yourself at the nearest Soylent Green factory.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:29, archived)

Mykey??
Is that you??
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

NNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I am become that which I most fear...
*flings self into active volcano*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

downloads.sega-europe.com/recruitment/Games_Tester_Application.doc
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)