Politics.
What's all that about, eh?
I don't know who to vote for, all the political pamphlets are mixed in with the take-away menus. My money is on Snappy Tomato Pizza for the West Midlands victor.
( Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

It'll be th YuYi Dragon Party
or Balti Hut
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

I'm switching my vote.
Burning Ribs of Fire and Double Happiness.
( Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I'm voting papa johns.
They sent me some vouchers.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

The one by the esso?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

If that's on team valley.
Then yes.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

No Idea
the only papa johns I know of is near an esso
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

you're my restaurant now

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

At the risk of repeating myself
I wouldn't vote UKIP

Olive branch offered, yeah?
(Capo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Are you making fun of JMG?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Are you going to get all flouncy again?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

You don't have to apologise, just don't act like a prannock.

( Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Prannock?
Fucking hell, that's a word I haven't heard in 30 years.
(Capo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I'm surprised, to be honest.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I imagine he gets called much worse now.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Definition?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

How was
he the one acting like a prannock?
(Giglamesh, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Who the bloody hell are you?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

it's all qotw people coming here now, they have learnt that / tlak is as rubbish as them
you all done it, i saw it happen, instead of telling them to fuck off you allowed them to stay
( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

I'm doing everything I can to keep people away from here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

You hairy cornflaked bastard

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Please stay, you appear to be not a gibbering retard like most n00bs.
Everyone gets told to fuck off when they first start here.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

You're offering an olive branch?
Just ignore those who slagged you. We do enjoy debate as well as childish pissing about.

I saw a man on the bus in front of me yesterday who was reading a UKIP leaflet rather pointedly.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I haven't voted for them

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Thing about /talk
It all moves v quickly, I need to do the Mavis Beacon typing course so I can reply in good time (heh), gonna give as good as I get in the meantime though...
(Capo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Thing there is that you'll get called a big flouncy twat.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

That I can deal with
Says he, flouncing off like a big twat...
(Capo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

Fuck off

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

I vote Ming Kee
27 St. Johns,
Warwick.
Warwickshire.
CV34 4NE.
( broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I vote Ming the Merciless

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Someone who is not BNP
In NE England we are v close to sending a BNP candidate to the EU parliament.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Wait, whut.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Low voter turn out among non Nazis
in my area is quite bad
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Oh christ.
This is why you should vote.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

exactly
Though some of the other candidates are not that great either.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

I think there needs to be a revolution.
Where people stand up as decent candidates.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

I'm voting for the Snogging, Baths and Gin For All Party.
It's an actual party, not a political organisation. You're all invited.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

I just finished my degree today and could use a party

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

I finished mine yesterday.
Then got hammered. I am bored already.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I've got a short break
Then I need to get on with my management report.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Birthday Party

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Years ago Mixmag put up a candidate for the all night party party
its amazing he isn't running the country now
( broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

I dunno.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Hello
Rehman's on Keighley Road. Large donner on naan, extra chilli sauce. Our financial future is safe with the lads in there.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Om nom nom.

( Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

It's where I go when Trev stops over
It's traditional now, and what do you know he's coming in a couple of weeks :)
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

My son is just old enough to vote.
He says he won't because he doesn't understand the issues. I told him to spend tomorrow finding out becaue his great grandparents wouldn't have had the chance so he should think himself lucky.

But not to vote tory.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Excellent advice.
:)

It feels sooooo good not to be a student anymore :)
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Well done.
That feeling is almost worth the late nights and hair pulling out isn't it?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

good parenting

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I've asked for that day off for your do
I have yet to receive an answer
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Would it help if we lobbied them?
I could kidnap a train and send ransom notes.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

It's worth a punt

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

I'm not quite sure where I'd hide it though.
Maybe I could disguise it as something or use mirrors.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

You could make it a god for the fenland folk

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

This is my first year
i'm in 2 minds about voting for the BNP because on one hand i'm not a racist cunt.
On the other hand, they're first on the list.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

You're voting alphabetically?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

It'll make it easier.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

I have never voted.
People have said to me that if I don't vote, I don't have a voice.
I don't want a voice, I want the option to not feel like a cunt for not voting.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

become a registered lunatic

( scott,, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Done and done.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)