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Lubricant ?
I use my charm as a lubricant. When I speak gently and soothingly to a woman even her bum wets up.

I've given a woman a wide on with no more than a cheeky wink in the past.

Lubricant my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
So when do these effects kick in, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
When I talk to a sexy lady.
OFFLINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
Oh I seeee.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
You dont
cause I am online.

If you could see, you'd be wet like a ducks cloaca.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
You might not be my type.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
Goaty is everyone's type
You'd have a wide-on like a wizard's sleeve and be wetter than an otter's pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
I resent all this wide-on talk.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
Don't resent your wide-on
Embrace it. But carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
Lest I fall in myself and become an Escher drawing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
Endlessly falling, throughout time

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
damn straight
it'll be slippy. don't want to drop it mid-embrace.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
Do you fancy Comedy dave?
If so, you'll LOVE GW.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
Who?!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
I look fuck all like comedy Dave
and besides I'm not even interested in getting off with ladies I met whilst talking about having unwanted sex with menstruating dogs.

Even if I was 17 and a virgin I'd still think twice about taking a ladyb3tan up on an offer of some "fun involving nudity and bums"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
I don't think that was me, somehow.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
i have a thing for men who wink at me.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
Men who say things like toots
and call women broads. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
YOU'VE GOT BROADTOOTS
KANNY LAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
i dont mind toots.
but i don't associate winking with that kind of guy.

the man who winks most at me is an accountant.
i think it might be a tic.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
When you see a man you like
piss in his eye.

That will give the impression he's coming on to you.

And to be fair, after you've done a wee in his face, he probably will be.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
A CLASSY TIP.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
what about men who can't wink properly without hitching up a whole half of their face?
are they to be denied any binkylove?!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
DEPENDS IF IT IS CUTE and is they maintain eye contact with the free eye.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
the problem with binkylove is there's just too much of it :(
i am always falling in love and never out of it.

i'm constant in my affections, but easily impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
i have spacky eyes
i can't raise one eyebrow either

but thanks for the tip!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
I CAN RAISE EITHER OR NEITHER OR BOTH.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
I AM SURPRISINGLY JEALOUS

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
*waggles smugly*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
*both eyebrows droop symmetrically*
sadface, I CAN MANAGE THAT
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
dawww.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)