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Hello!
I'm feeling quite pleased with myself. I feel like I've done fuck all in work today and for the first time since I started this job over a year ago, it's not because I've been worked into a frenzy trying to do a hundred different thing, it's not because I've been sent out on site to ballygobackwards, it's not because I've been on the phone for 6 hours with Donald who can't figure out how to get his goat online.
No, it's because I felt like being a lazy shite and have had the flexibility to achieve this goal.

It makes a nice change, really it does.

How's your day been sweetheart?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
I hate myself and want to die.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
REAL LIFE FLOUNCE

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
Yeah, well,
it's going to happen someday whether I like it or not, so there's no need to put any special effort in now, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9505068
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
Why haven't I received an invite to a bbq yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
I was at a BBQ yesterday.
I was ace.

I might have one on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
my first BBQ in years.
I had some jalepeno and tomato relish. Nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
You're such a bitch
I will be barbecuing next weekend but we are camping so I can only assume it will be raining.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
FINE I DIDNT WANT TO COME ANYWAY
I HATE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
ack now, it's not that bad surely?
lots of people have freakishly large hands
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
I don't know why I'm laughing at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

www.videovista.net/reviews/nov04/kenever3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
I know why I'm laughing at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
No you don't, you're just bored and fed up.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
beereet, I'm off for the rest of the week so you probably won't hear from me much this week unless I'm drunk and it's late.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
OH SO WE'RE ONLY THE BOOBS YOU HONK AT THE OFFICE EH?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
I have a fry up.
Lorne, sausage, bacons, black pudd, egg and beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
lorne?
you're eating the green skinned karoke demon from emo-tastic vampired detective buffy spin-off angel tv show?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
No, silly.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorne_sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
Looking at the pic, no wonder you lot die so young.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
The English and Irish ones don't look much better.
Taste good though.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooked_breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
Want.
I have sausage, bacon, eggs and beans at home. Could do with hash browns, potato pancake, black pudding, mushrooms, tomato and slice, though.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
I had two big poos and got my high score on Nokia golf

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
great times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
had to take my kitty to the vet
she's not dying
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
all the stuff fell off two of them so I had to start again partly

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
Brill.
My kitty is better!
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
are you me?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
My cat was nearly dying
I have been told that i am a brill nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
I hope you have a sexy nurse outfit.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
No, I work bollock naked.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
do you oil yourself up?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
I am a fat b3tan.
I just perspire.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
Yay! Congratulations :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
I'm a bit confused about a friend situation
I have been able to walk today so that is great.
I have just had a (cosmetic) filing re-done so my mouth feels odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
Friend situation?
Have they made a move on you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
probably asked to see her bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
Nah

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
I have been at work all day. I hate being a teacher, being a student was way better.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
What age group are you teaching?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
Years 7-11.
But I don't get to spend time with one class in particular so can't really bond with any of them and they all merge into one fairly annoying averagely intelligent mass, when in actual fact some of them are great and very bright.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
have you seduced any of them yet
WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Well they are all good Catholic boys. Except the ones that are girls.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
Some of them are probably really thick, horrible little shits too.
So at least you're avoiding too much time with them.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
The thick horrible shits never choose French.
And the Y7s and Y8s don't seem to have yet developed horrible shit-ness.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
At least they're not shooting up in class, or glassing the teacher.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
Not in Bristol's third best state school!
Although Bristol is official the worst place to go to state school in the country - it's 164th out of 164 Local Education Authorities in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
All my hair fell out to reveal a jagged carapace.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Alright.
I have a headache though. And I don't know what to do for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
Come round mine. I'm roasting a chicken and doing new potatoes and salad with it.
And I decided all this before my flatmates told me they'd be out for the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
I don't know what to do for tea, and this sounds good.
Come to Coventry and feed us please.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
Your carapace is coming throught too?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)