There's no poetry on here any more
What's wrong with you people. Where's your artistry ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

i poem i wish to see
before i am killed by a bee
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

Mostly involved in alcohol.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

it was never any good anyway

( well, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

I draw a lot and make the people on /board look at it
I also write beat poetry, ish, but like fuck are you lot seeing that.

Here, have a 5 minute doodle from yesterday:

www.b3tards.com/u/73ec12ab3d29a4d600fa/dsc00079.jpg
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

You have issues

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

Nah
I draw happy shit too.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

+Do
+t
+?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

Ha
Took me ages.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

Have you been tracing from Killerkitti's exercise book?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

There's no fringe or skinny jeans in that anywhere
also: sick burn. What a bastard.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6191472
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

I hate to blow my own trumpet
but I've made prettier pictures on sanitary towels. So you can use your opinion as a princes wand, boyo.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

Got any photos of those to share?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

Of my sanitary towels?
For the 17th time, no. You'll just have to shove one in your frillies and strain again.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

No matter how many girls I Gaz none of them will comply
:'(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

That's why I got you that pine cone.
I sharpened it special.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

*winces*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

*minces*
well, if you can call roughly eroding Tentacle's rectum mincing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

harsh dude

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

Poetry?
You must have us mixed up with one of your woolly woofter's forums.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

Nope
there used to be loads of rhyme on here.

It was either very good or "ME TOO"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

My rhymes flow like my charts.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

goatworrier, a sullen old man
bums animals whenever he can
he once came a cropper
and was caught by a copper
so away from the goatsex, he ran.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

HOORAH
That's the spirit.

You can rely on Spangolin. She kissed a girl and she likes tit.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

Terrible rumours.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

Spangle spongle spangolin
found a minge upon her chin
What's this ?
she cried, surprised by it
then lapped away upon the clit.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

haha
*licklick*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

I pissed myself and I liked it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

I'm lacking inspiration for anything at the moment
Plus it's hometime and I've got to go to Ikea...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

I am only what I know I am said the piece of Ham
(profound)
(Kebabo Calling all cars, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

Also - quick question
Hotel wake up calls involve the receptionist phoning your room - but what if you've 100's of rooms each specify 7AM - surely they'd get to the last room many minutes after 7 AM ?
(Kebabo Calling all cars, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Most places have an automated thing now,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

Thanks
Another thing - watching saving private Ryan - why weren't the beaches shelled by allied before landing ?
(Kebabo Calling all cars, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

By shelled I can only guess you mean by ships as opposed to land based artillery?
If you mean the latter you are very silly indeed.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Beaches have their own shells
Crabs and that leave them.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

I'm trying to learn how to do the running man.
I look rather foolish right now.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

I'm not good with words
Sometimes I mess up with them
This makes people sad
( Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

I write poetry

(Captain Boffer, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

Chin up
I'm sure they'll find a cure.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

i'm already home and half drunk
WHOOP!
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

poetry is rubbish
so are puns, and b3ta is shit
( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)