I thought all tubes were striking?
How come some are and some aren't?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

To keep Boris Johnson as confused as possible.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

he's not confused at all
he's very bright. which is what makes him dangerous.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

No, it's the lasers in his eyes that make him dangerous.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

I think he is actually a robot from the far but imperfect future
one in which they have trouble with speech software.

I I I I am boris 2000.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

I imagine it's like a fireman's strike
although most don't want to work, some will do their best to keep a skeleton service going, just in case.
( SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

so what you're saying is you're going to set the striking tube lines on fire

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

and fill them with skeletons

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

only about 23% of them (as in RMT members) actually wanted to go on strike
the problem, right, is that RMT are utter, utter cunts and Bob Crow should be fed alive to ravenous pigs.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

maybe the drivers on the Northern and Jubilee are with a different Union.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

only one union (the most cunty one)
is striking. So not all the staff are off. Some tube lines can be run at reduced capacity, with others it isn't worth it. Usually they try and run the northern (as it has the most passengers) and the picaddily(as it goes to Heathrow) if at all possible.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

fuck me I might be right

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

you are. So adopt the position, love.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

What if she's misplaced her strap-on?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

I've got something she can use instead.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

A can of squirty cream and some double sided tape?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

www.explosm.net/comics/1678/
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

dwarves with lots of body hair and velcro pants

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

She's just got it on back to front.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

back to front inside-out
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

A rip-off?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

haha.
How's the low country?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

Low.
The sun is hiding and all the leggy Dutch blonde lovelies are covering up again. And everyone's very amused about the cricket.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

sounds splendid
I assume you've seen this?

www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/dutch-to-invent-word-for-
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

Excellent.
Speaking as a non cricket fan with many ardent cricket fan friends, I am most amused by the whole situation.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

I have it in a hip holster, always ready for use.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)