HOLY CRAP
The factory that I mentioned was on fire has just exploded with an almighty boom, we've found out that it was a glass factory that's been there years I've just checked their website.....
www.solaglass.com/

Thanks for all the glassy puns they were very windowsilly.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

oh man,
i'm writing this down.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

i bet that was a spectacle

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

*applauds*

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

CLARK SABLE

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Oh lol, that blows, lol

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

I didn't hear it.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

I'm checking if BBC news have cracked the story yet

( broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

What a pane.

( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Golly
Explosion at a glass factory, whatever next?

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN VIDEOING THE ACTION!
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

that's so dull
my eyes are (double)glazing over.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

I laughed so hard at that I stained(glassed) my panties.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

you're easily lead(ed).

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

I've just clicked that link.
Is this a joke?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

No, I hope it the same link I am looking at
it's a glass factory that makes fire resistant glass thats on fire.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Lets hope their new venture, Totally Bomb Proof Buildings is more succesful

( broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

I imagine the entire factory isn't made of such glass.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

It's probably not explosion proof glass.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

[Glass pun]

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

i'm glad you shard that with us.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

SSG dropped an e.
lol, druggie, lol.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

i get it!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

did you lol?
lol
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

just about!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

lol it rhymed a bit too didn't it.
lol.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

they just had the owner on the news
he looked shattered
( scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

I might have known you'd turn up for the puns.
Y'alright?
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

yep

( scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

when they catch the guy who started it,
he'll probably get sent to prism.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

Horrible news.
No two (glass) vase about it.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

This only works if you pronounce vase as vayce.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

And if you do, then you're a bit gay.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

Just for the record, I pronounce it vaaaze.
Although I rarely need to use the word at all. 'Cause I'm a bloody bloke.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

*Thumbs up*

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

why did you check their website?
were you expecting them to rush through an update saying lol we're on fire?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

that's what usually happens.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

shut up.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

you shut up

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

i'm dying
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

take some fucking Rennies and stop complaining you girl

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

you are terribly insensitive.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

or Remegel if you find Rennies are too chalky and dry
see, I'm helping!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

I actually like the taste of those.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

you aren't taking into account my horrendous illness
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

Sharks don't get cancer.
Eat a shark.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

If you're ever having a heart attack.
Get to a spud u like quickly, nobody ever died of a heart attack in a spud u like
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

No, we were only told it was a glass factory on a particular street so I was checking the address with what i had been told as my sons best friend lives just behond it. She's texted me though and they are not there.
Plus I thought the place had closed down as well but it seems not.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

Ruiner.

( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

puns are shit

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

I thought it was about THYME for you to BUTLINS.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

haha

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

lololol

( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

why don't you write a script to SCREEN them out?

( scott,, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

is the surrounding area coated in glass shrapnel?

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

apparently it's covered in sashes

( scott,, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Sounds a bit FISHY to me.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

CAT Stevens.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

CAT KING(FISHER) COLEY

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

I don't want to blow my own (glass)trumpet, guys but this is, like, well good.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

I totally PIKEd (liked) it.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

Tanks.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

I'm basically going to refresh the popular page until it ends up on there.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

They OAK to have reMAMBAd not to play with matches.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

I bet it's making the skylight up.

( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

That's a shame.
Bet some arsonist had a smashing time.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

Probably the work of a crazed maniac.
With a vitre-olic hatred of his boss.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

+ glass.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

KABLAMMO!
My office exploded a couple of days ago, don't worry though, I wasn't injured/killed.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

WHERE IS THE GLASS PUN YOU PUNNY IDIOT?

( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

Shove your puns RIGHT up your (gl)arse

( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

I'm glad to hear you're not in pane.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

I bet someone gets framed for the crime.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

More than likely
then they'll get sent to the glasshouse.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

Shards a pity.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

By the way
do you need a dishwash bloke at your new place?
I really fucking hate my job at the moment.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

Unfortuneatly not. I'm trying to get as much hours as possible by posing as a jack-of-all-trades as it is.
I have to wait until the spring until I can get proper hours. However, the managers are impressed with me and are 100000% sound.
:-D

Sorry to hear you don't like it, but it's money for now, innit? Keep an eye out for something and just forget the shite they try to throw at you.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

Commission-based sales bullshit
the fuckers don't pay anything unless I whore my morals to the four winds.
I'm fucking sick of it, after only two weeks.
Glad to hear you're getting on well, though. Nice to have you back on here.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

I'll pay you £17.83 per day
to wash my dishes. That's 19% more than your current job.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

The sad thing is
that this is true.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

People in glace houses shouldn't throw cones.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

i just did a poo in your shoe.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

i hope it's not caused any damage to a nearby fen(etre)

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

Holy crikey.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

I'm actually shattered right now.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

window they think it'll be put out?

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

Hold on, I'll GLASSk (ask).

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

There can't be many more of antifreeze((these)cause you put it on windows ennit)

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

i'm sure this is verre distressing for you

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

now you're being SILLy

( scott,, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

lol i bet bill gates did it.
lol cause he helped found microsoft and they made windows lol
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

He's a (window)LEDGEnd.
These are getting a bit thin now :(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

a bit silly, even.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

Someone'll start a mirror site in a minute

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

How did I not see that one coming?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

Reflect upon your mistakes.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

I fear my carachter is stained after this.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

The cops should be able to solve the Riedel
of who did it.
They can be quite sharp.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

they have nothing to go on.
oh hang on. that was when the other factory exploded.
( scott,, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Mind you, it's blown a big hole in the wall.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

someone will get framed for it, no doubt.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

I really can't see something like....oh lol

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

I mean I really can't see something like that happening
.....BECAUSE I NEED GLASSES
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

I saw ANNETTE (curtain) running away from the scene of the CRIMEAN WAR.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

Hahaha

( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

No but seriously, I hope noone got hurt.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

just some minor glasserations

( scott,, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

I hope a shard of glass got thrown out by the explosion and imbedded itself into someones neck and then they went "eourgh" and pulled it out quickly without thinking and a stream of blood started violently coming out of their throat and they staggered
around and brought their hand up to stem the flow but it was spilling out through their fingers because of the pressure and then someone asked them if they were ok and then started screaming.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

I don't get it.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

You (window) sill-y idiot.

( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)