make book names to sound like porn
example

THE BIBLE
becomes

THE COCK

go on then
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Jesus christ
the gene pool needs a fuckload more chlorine.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

Ha ha.
I love you.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

you're jealous of my glands

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

yes. that'll be it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

which one enrages you?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

probably the lymph.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

I think I sold that one for a kidney.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

i like how people here swap roles so easily.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

Farenheit 451
becomes
THE COCK

The Great Gatsby becomes
THE COCK

etc.
( The Neville What what what, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

what about Jesus, was he ok?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

Jesus
was da bomb. He was a man's man, and not to be trifled with, in any way.
( The Neville What what what, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Was he diabetic?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Only half of jesus
was diabetic. The other half was triabetic.
( The Neville What what what, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

Was God angry when Jesus died?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

WWJDFTW?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

What Would Reg Hollis Do?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Lots of rumours this afternoon that
Real Madrid are also going to sign David Villa. Goodness.
( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

I was just thinking
'Isn't he a bit old' but then realised I'd in fact been thinking of David Ginola.

I'M OVERTIRED AND STILL EXCITED FROM LAST NIGHT. That's my excuse
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Good then, was it?

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Amazing.
Out of this world. The hammering down rain didn't even ruin it for me, though the people around me nearly did by fucking MOANING about the weather constantly. And they all had brollies and waterproof jackets and little plastic poncho things. I had none of these, got proper soaked and LOVED IT.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Jolly well done.

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

And you're rubbesh at football.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

You
FUCK OFF
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

football news is the best news

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

It certainly is.

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

fucking hell
I know because of the dodgy Spanish funding rules that surrond the big 4 in Spain that it's practically impossible for them to go bankrupt ... but it's not ACTUALLY impossible. And Perez can't spend his own money or bail them out. What is he buying these people with?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Government money? The fact that they own 50% of all their players' image rights will help.
And they'll make a shit load of money from merchandising. Shirt sales along almost covered Beckham's fee to Madrid I think.
( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

War and Penis

( M o D, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

COCK and BALLS

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

Your example is rubbish.
Animal Farm would've been a better example. Perhaps this then:
Out and down on Paris Hilton, in London, another Orwell, but whatever. I'm shit at this.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Animal Cock by George Erection Snr II

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Fantastic, you'll win the pulitzer for this.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

Do they award it to Hindus?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

They'll give it to anyone nowadays.
Bloody forrins...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

As a Hindu I curse you with Vishnu's Flame!

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Go bugger a heron or something.
Everyone will practice this when my religion takes off.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

NINETEEN EIGHTY FORE PLAY
More Orwell. Sorry.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

nineteeneightyPORN

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Nineteen Eighty Whore

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Bleak House
But it's Alright, Because People Are Fucking In It
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

I sure hope there's no anal in it.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

At least 45 gallons of it.
All in your fucking face. Take it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

I like the idea of measuring anal in gallons.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

...there are other ways?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Well, it IS June.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

A Tale of Two Titties

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

You can't have that. That one's mine.
www.sickrik.com/search/talk?q=tale+of+two+titties
( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

The producer and I..*neuuurgh*..the producer and I..

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Bleak Arse

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

This is where Wormulus would come in handy.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

y

+his
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

hand
+purse
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

A Skill In Mocking Birds
humiliation porn.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

Skull-fucking birds?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

198foreplay
no cunt for old men
the murder of jesse james by the GREAT BIG THROBBING MANHOOD
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

A Back Passage to India

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Animal Farm
/Norfolk Blog
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Catch Her in the Eye

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

*snigger*

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

*ahahahahaah*
you dirty bugger
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Sophie's Juice.
I'm off out now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

ahhaha
ta ta
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

Rear End Loving in Ass Vegas

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

the impotence of feeling hairchest.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Oranges are not the only fruit you can get up there

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Moby's Dick

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Throbbing Hood: Prince of Beaves

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

The Jungle Fuck

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Knickerless Nickleby

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

the curious incident of the dogging the night time

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Uncle Tom's Throbbin'

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

you're just too bad

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Black Booty

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)