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i've already forgotten what the thread was about.
it must have been of earth-shattering importance
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
BING!

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
If a dog could suddenly talk, what would be the first word it would say?

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
Woof

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
He would probably complain that 90s children show Woof is no longer on TV.

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
BING!

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
ME!
ME!
uuuuuuME!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
"DAAAAAAAAMMMMN"

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
I now think all dogs have got Eddie Murphy's accent :{D]

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
you'll not go far wrong then, gumbo

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
Lawnmower.

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
RI ROVE ROO RONREY RUMS!

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
YAY! :D
I would reply "RRAAAAY RI RUV ROOROOOOOOOO!!"
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
Antidisenstablishtairisim.

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
lol dog's are silly! they can't spell...oh....sorry gonz

;P
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
Oh MAN !

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
*wild snogs*

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
It would probably say it correctly though. Dogs are right smart.

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
"Anthropomorphisation!"
That would be an epic win first word for a dog to say.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
its own name

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
But what if its name is Barry?
Dogs can't say the letter B!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
that's because they can't talk!
I'd kind of got the idea that by "could suddenly talk" you'd meant "could suddenly pronounce human phonemes".
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
Japanese can talk and they can't say Ls

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
ok maybe Japanese dogs wouldn't be able to say L's either,
if they could suddenly talk, but then they wouldn't have a name with an L in it.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
You're putting to much logic and thought into it as usual MGT...

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
You started it.

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
shush ;P

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
RAUSSAGES!

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)