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You lot, surprisingly.
You're losing your touch in your old age, I've had NOTHING to get stroppy about.

Also knowing that when I get home there's left over chilli, cuddles, House and Star Trek.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
I've never watched House
Is it good? I've heard Hugh Laurie does a good Yank accent.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
Very good. Well, I think so.
Don't listen to these dour old cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
I prefer Bones to House

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
I read the books Bones are based on
so watching it makes me angry as she's too. fucking. young.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
still would though

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
Nah.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
As do I
With all his Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
He does indeed
So much so that when you hear him speaking in an English accent you think he's being a bit of a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
The thing is..
...you've seen one episode of house, you have seen them all.

Thre's more repitition than a trawl through JMG's post logs.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
*shrugs* I love Wilson, Cuddy's arse, and the writing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
true
you always think it's going to be Lupus. But it almost never is!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
JMG has got Lupus

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Are you sure it's really Lupus
and not some rare disease masquerading as lupus until it's nearly too late?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
*Wobbles*

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
*steadies*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
I did a poo with your dvds sellotaped to my bottom because I wanted to replicate a playdough thingy.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
LIES
You know I'd stab you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
I'm pretty sure you know I wouldn't sellotape dvds to my bottom to replicate a playdough thingy

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
I do. You're a Good Lad.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
I would.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
Not mine you fucking wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
only an ikkle one....*puppy eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
You're not shitting through my DVDs, Gummy.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
What about if it was a tiny pebble and it didn't touch the sides? :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
worst impersonation of a playdough thingy ever.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
Haha :D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
My dough is too dry and crumbly :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
*licks - wait, wtf? NO NO NO

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
Even then.
Can't you just rub them on your nip-nips alluringly?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
*le sigh* oooookay then...*gyrates*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
To be fair
I never said you could STOP gyrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
*starts crying*
NO! NOT THE WHIPok maybe a little bit AHH NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Don't let me whip you
there are people at slimelight who will attest to the fact that I'm absolutely gash at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
My girlfriend used to frequent that night a few years back,
it's the only club I've ever been thrown out of too.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
I used to go
before I realised what a bunch of fucking ponces they all are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
Couldn't comment
never been to the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
Trust me.
I'm an insufferable arse, and they offended even ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
i like that i get cuddles all the time now.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
Straight jacket?
Fan club?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
fan club!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
WOW.
Do you get a badge? Patch? Membership card?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
well YOU don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
You were doing so well.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Transformers 2! WHOOP WHOOP!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
:D
If the wife has to print any of their promo stuff I'll see if I can ponce something for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
Ohhhhhhhhhh Little sp@m and I would love that
I am sure I would have posters on my wall if I could get away with it.

I think I am so excited because it's so awesome seeing the little one so excited if you get what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
I do indeed
my favouritest boy is two and obsessed with tractors (he lives on a farm, the lucky little bastard)- whenever he sees tractor things he gets ever so excited, and it's so joyous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Awwwww tractors are rather ace though
I've always wanted to drive one for some reason. I am sure I have a stash of toy tractors in the loft for the charity shop. We'll be going up there next weekend so I'll see if it's still there and sent it to you if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
Next time we go visiting I'm refusing to leave until I've driven one.
Bless you, don't go to too much trouble! Thank you though, that'd be lovely, but only if it's not too much hassle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)