I used to have a pet hedgehog. It died within six days, it wasn't a great week

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

was it a pet or did you just feed it in the garden?
all the hedgehogs have gone from s/e london, i'm sure we used to have loads, the poles and somalians probably ate them
( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Found it in the street, probably got hit by a car. I think I was about eight years old.
We don't have many hedgehogs around here anymore, only the occasional fox.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

why did you think it was eight years old, did you cut it in half and count the rings or something?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

He found it in 1999

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

It's the fucking wombles

( CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

When it says "On the Seventh Day he Resteth"
it doesn't mean you don't feed the little cunt
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

thats cos
you tried to have sex with it and it died from internal bleeding
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

fuck off cunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

I quite like him.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

yeah but you are a raving queer

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

yeah, we don't have enough dull illiterate shitheads here already

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

giglamesh why dont you......
go fuck yourself, then your mum, then and siblings you may have and then ur dad, but will hav to wait cos i'm giving him a good seeing to first
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

Haha you want to bum his dad.
You big poof.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Maybe he doesn't want to.
Maybe he's being 'forced' by an oppressive society.
( Comma, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

'The Man' is keeping us all down :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

or up...in this case.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

you may want to turn 360 from your keyboard and take a break, you are making a testicle of yourself, trollboy

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

I'm guessing that it's more than one teenager
and they're in hysterics
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

a teenager with a why dont you reference, i doubt it, old troll is old

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

i think you'll find
i'm 18 and i find this really funny, cos its pissing all you ppl off except maybe mcdoof
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

no, what would really piss people off is if you started about 10 new threads and posted your illiterate shit in each one

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

even that i would not care about, you need to draw people in, get along abit, and then piss them off
it's a forum ffs, it's all been done
( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

oh the shame!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

unfortunately
he's not a troll :(
( weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

well
not in the conventional sense
( weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

you're a troll
in the literal sense
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

brb, going to shops

( weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

GAAAAAAY.

( Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

fuck off cunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

put your finger to the corner of your mouth
now rub it in concentric circles from there to your cheek, until you find the large metal hook penetrating your flesh
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

I like this.
But I feel it's probably gone completely over his head.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)