Is b3ta being slower than a mong after a car crash for anyone else?
Alternative question: Who the fuck thought designing a usb drive like this was a good idea?!
( B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

this?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

or that

( rob, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

or the other one

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

This!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

For some reason the link isn't working.
www.engadget.com/2009/06/18/rocky-iii-usb-drives-sadly-missing-burgess-meredith-version/

This.
( B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

novelty USB drives are useful
especially in colleges where the students have 100s of the fuckers - having something recognisable prevents people mixing them up.

(making up reasons off the top of my head, as I obviously wouldn't be seen dead with something so cheesy.)
( rob, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

It's more the usb cocks.

( B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

I just burn all of my stuff onto 45s with my vinyl-R drive

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

I want a Transformers one:
www.boingboing.net/2009/05/19/transformer-usb-stic.html

Fucking rip off, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

I wouldn't mind this one.
www.getusb.info/star-trek-usb-communicator/
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

They're to raise awareness of anal distention.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

Oh wait. It seems to have picked up now.
For fuck's sake.
( B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

it was
seems to be speeding up now, took me about 10 mins to get into my gaz box.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

1 - 0 Brazil

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

I'm both incredibly hot and incredibly hot

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

I'm inedibly hot.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

i'm indelibly hot.

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

i'm umbilically hot

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

i'm empirically hot.

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

i'm emphatically hot

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

I'm euphemistically hot

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

I'm exothermic.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

and I'm Ed Winchester.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

I never, ever got that sketch.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

I KNOW.
*sweats at the sight of you*
( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

I radiate warm

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

I bet your central heating bill is very cheap
Can you also be used as a water heater?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

yes, but I have a tendency to leak.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

it's all the mongs that post on here
it's bound to have some kind of effect.
( jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

It has been slowing right down, almost to a stop then going back to normal for a couple of days for me
Happening ever hour or so.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

that's your brain, DG.

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

Hello :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

*administers 10,000V*

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

*pushes reset*
I wish the button wasn't there :(
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

this is your brain in a chevron

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

*starts thinking about chevron pugs*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

double chevron pugs are better

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

Indeed.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

I prefer black pugs.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

boy howdy

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

PUGRONS!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

Indeed

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

PUGGLES

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

argh!
it never ends
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

oops
sorry
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

derp derp derp
nanner nanner
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Might as well!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

ULTRA PUGRON!!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

Boo

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

This is getting boring now.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

BROKEN

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

DOUBLE RECURVED CHEVRON!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

can I play?

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

And that's the end of that.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

And I'm back to normal again

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)