YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I swear it's the last time I'll mention it now, TRANSFORMERS 2 IS AWESOME! It's the best film EVER. Two and a half hours of brainless plotless awesomeness.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

Bitch, I want to see it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

You have to go esme - YOU MUST!

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

I MADE A THING
www.designspongeonline.com/2009/04/diy-wednesdays-perpetual-calendar.html

Except I made it in green and stuck starfish and shells and stuff on it.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Yay I think you should post a picture of it in our crappy unused facebook craft group hahaha

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Oh fuck yeah.
I might.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

will one of you two please tell me how to use a knitting machine!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Awww bless yah
I still don't know
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

I have no fucking idea.
I was never let near my mother's one.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

i can cast on, but as soon as i slide the shuttle thing along it knots up
im not know for my patience
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

Have you cast on the wrong way round?

( jenpots, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

Or that ^

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

no no, ive cast on correctly, ive followed the youtube videos

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

i tried to teach gonz to crochet.
:\
its something i dont like to remember.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

did he try to crotch itch?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

shut up toilet boy.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

I used to be able to use one...
You need to make sure your tension is set properly. It sounds as though you have your wool far too tight or far too loose, which is why it is catching when you push the shuttle. Is it easy to draw it across or are you having to force it?

Some wool isn't brilliant for knitting machines either.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

tension is fine - i think
i dunno - i want to make my own jumpers
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo
gay
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

FUCK OFF
I AM A GIRL, RIGHT
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

SES YOU

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Fuck making one.
Why not just buy one?
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

Who the hell needs that many pencils?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

An artist?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Don't try and beat me with your logic.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

A pencil fetishist.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

Is it as good as the first one?

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

A million times better
But don't go expecting anything other than explosions and awesome CGI
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

What the fuck else would you be going to see it for, sure.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

It seems some people are actually expecting a "story" with it.

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

this
DO YOU SEE THAT hot chick too

sorry for the caps i shout when i´m excited
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

She has a massive thumb.
I'd still let her put it up my bot bot though.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

me too and i´m not even gay

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

I got offered a trip to see it at midnight last night.
The first one was shit, so I declined.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

You should have gone for the sheer hell of it.

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Meh.
It was my first day back in my home town. I was shattered, I didn't have my glasses with me and I didn't particularly enjoy the first film.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

I don't even want to talk about films until The Expendables comes out.
I've taken to reading the cast list before bed every night.

www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

That is a hell of a cast list

( magnum, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

FUCK YEAH

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Haha, what?
Is that really the cast? Why doesn't Arnie have a character name?
( GatheredCrustacean, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

I've heard he only has a small part.
lol.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

That'll be because of all them steroids he took.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

Yeah that's really the cast.
Seriously, who needs any other films when there's a film like this coming out. Fuck your Godfathers and Shawshank Redemption. This is the Omega of cinema.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

Just look at this for an action face.
www.imdb.com/media/rm2584972032/tt1320253

I defy anyone to find a face so fitting for an action film as this one.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

Good lord.

( GatheredCrustacean, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

shame about the accident though
and him losing a leg :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

kinda reminds me of the wild geese
all the top stars of the 70`s.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Except I have never came thinking about the wild geese.
srsly
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

er you are only meant to watch it
its not porn!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

It is a fetish though.
I can no longer achieve an orgasm unless I'm looking at this.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

you poor sod.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Not as many as in A Bridge Too Far though.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

true

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

Meh.
Needs more zombies.
And lesbians.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

And ninjas.
And midgets.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

And nazi tanks.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Being driven by lesbian zombie midget ninjas.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

I might see it tomorrow.
With the bairn(s)
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)