MALKOVICH MALKOVICH MALKOVICHwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur3CQE8xB3c
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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that's some typing right there eh(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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THREAD JACKWhy is /talk so quiet?
The one day I have to sit at home, and the internet refuses to entertain me.
Fuck you all.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:50,
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Oh I'll entertain you Baroness.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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I know it seems like I only appear whenever you say something that screams "OMGPANDER2MEEE"but honestly, it's just good timing.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:59,
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i keep telling you dg.these pauses aren't anything to do with the internet.
your brain is on its last legs, man
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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Man, I blew it out too early finkin too much(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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now, dgdon't tell fibs
it was just that you never knew when to stop when you were putting cotton buds in your ears
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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I haven't watched that all the way throughBut I bet you'd fuck it.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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I'm sorry Rik, you're bearing the brunt of my idiot woman hatred.(
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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it's okay sausageany attention from you is welcome PANDER
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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*snuggles you*Pandas for everyone.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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I meant the clipI've watched the film, although "classic" is not the word I'd use, I did enjoy it.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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fair enoughI'd say classic is a bit much too.. it is a pretty good film though
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You only watch it because the girls screaming gives you a Broom-On(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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Cliff Richard's in the crowd pitching a tent over Venus Williams.(
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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Just as long as he doesn't sing(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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Surely Cliff would be doing that over the Men's Doubles?If you work for the police, searching for his criminal records is a sackable offence. True story. He's done some right gay shit.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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I was insinuating that Venus Williams looks like a man.And that sounds like the best reason to get sacked ever.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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Aha! Double Men Loving Attack right there :) It's like a Street Fighter special move.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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Why did George Michael have a brown mouth?ds s ssן s snq
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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One of his houses is in Norfolk.My cousins boyfriend fitted out his kitchen. I wonder if Cliff tried to bum him.
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BindiBaji, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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When I was a carpet fitter I did a house for a priest.He had loads of paintings hanging on the walls that had all of the hands coloured in with black marker. as we were moving a wardrobe we pulled out one of the draws and I shit you not there were about 200 pairs of black leather gloves in there and generally on pair on most surfaces.
He also had a picture on his landing of a man in a long coat from behind, flashing a naked girl, with the hands coloured in black with marker pen.
Never fitted a whole house as fast as that :S
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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I also got threatened to be killed by a mental patient, offered sex as payment from an ugly woman with the world's biggest muffPeople flooding their house as we were there as they couldn't be bothered to stop watching TV to fix a pipe spraying water out a window, killed all the plants in a woman's house by accident, glued a door shut and had to kick it down... That's just some of them...
I loved being a carpet fitter.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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It was the biggest education of my life.I know it reads like a QOTW post but they are all true :S Got about 20 good WTF?!? stories from that job.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:52,
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I know. Seemed like a nice bloke, that's what made it worse.He just left us in this really crusty house and he went off and said to post the keys through the door when we're finished. Said to make some tea and the milk was 2 months out of date. TWO MONTHS D:
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:53,
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The shouting in tennis can be very distracting.Like when they shout "MISS!" or "OUT!" or "I heard your sister is going out with SQUEAK!"
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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Love that film.Adaptation. by the same writer is pretty good aswell.
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BindiBaji, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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i love itI love charlie kauffman. King of the headfuck films
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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I need to watch Lost highway againto see if it makes any sense.
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BindiBaji, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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oh yesbut i do love a bit of lynch - especially this
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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This is his best workwww.youtube.com/watch?v=q2KEN8XBL00
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WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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