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I've noticed that people on quiz programmes sometimes give wrong answers, which is amusing.
What's the stupidest thing you've ever said?
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
I once asked why showers needed to be turned up to a higher HOT temperature in the winter...
without thinking, oh maybe the cold water is colder. LOLOL
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
My room stinks of my old sweat
ARMOUR WIN
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
"Let's not mug him, he fucking stinks."

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
I love you

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
This

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
haha, bitter.

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
Aw, thanks :)

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
bah! I always say that to you.
Cos I'm a big gayer.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
Yeah. You poof.
Hello.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
'ello mister
x
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
Oh god, I just don't know where to start.

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
*shuns*

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
Yeah', right, you PROPPER fancy me.

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
Pfft!

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
Pfft!

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
Pfft!

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
Pfft!

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
FUCK!

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
FUCK!

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
QUIM!

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
Parp

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
Quim!

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
Parp

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
fannies

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
Grandmother.

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
stupidest thing youve "said" not "spelt"

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
I still don't know where to start =/

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
i showed my mate the "hygienist" one
fucking gold.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
Haha

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
God I can't possibly choose.
I talk a lot of rubbish.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
more than me ?

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
yer i'll be your girlfriend
THAT
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
alright rosalicious

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
That poor Jack Russell, broke his heart you did :(

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
haha youre PSYCHIC
we called ours arthur dailey
he was a vicious little cunt an all
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
*mew mew mew*
^that's the sound of my awesome brain working
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
I once asked for a punnet, but..there was no punnet!
We did laugh.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
'I know, let's invite Malchick round'
STUPID STUPID STUPID BLUE STAR. :(
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
I was waiting for that.
HA YOU'VE GOT ME TOMORROW.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
awww
I wasn't invited.

*super sad faces*
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
I invited myself, because I'm a cunt.
We're off to Suffolk to see L&N.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
Me neither.
SADFACE. ONLINE.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
They hate us!
We should go have fun without them!
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
HOUSE PARTY AT BLUESTARS ! EVERYONE'S INVITED ! HER PARENTS ARE OUT FOR THE WEEKEND !
I'll put it around all the cool kids at school.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
I don't think I've ever said anything that wasn't stupid tbh

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
I accidentally said fannies instead of grandmother

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
Fannmother.

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
There was that time I ordered the Light Brigade to charge.

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
They'd only played 19 games that season as well.

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
I'm really pleased with that joke.

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
I don't get it.
*doesn't get*
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
Half a league, half a league.

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
But there are three hundred and eighty games in half a league.

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
But one side would only play 19 games in half a league.
Anyway, it'd 190 games in half a league.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
Not in Premier League Poultry Confusing.

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)