I'm not entirely sure the internet is the best place to mention this.....
However, my name is Paul, and I do things on the internet for money. I also awnser phones in a cab firm for money. I also help out local grannys with technology for dinners.
I very much enjoy photography, socialising and other computery parts. I quite like reading books too.

I have Chrones desease and dyslexia, and sometimes life is a constant struggle, but then I do something, like not stub my toe, and it's ok.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

my dearest wish is that no one in the world ever stubs their toe ever again

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

It's a fate worst than knocking your funny bone.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

this one time I cut my fingernail too short, was touch and go for a while but I pulled through

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

I'ld take an extra tamazipam anyway, just to help calm down.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

sod happy pills, those are for people who can't man the fuck up and pull their arses into gear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

Now now, gilgy, you're forgeting the tens of people who take it for recreational reasons and want a real high buzz in about 6-8 weeks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

this reminds me of that time when i got a paper cut in the corner of my mouth from licking an envelope
i was manfully ignoring the pain so well, i completely forgot about it when i set about a packet of salt 'n' malt vinegar McCoys :(

oh, man! i nearly had to take a junior disprol
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

oh wow, I bet you got airlifted to the Emergency Papercut Intensive Care facility

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

i got a friction burn once off a curtain i brushed past
i was in the special burns unit for months, i had to learn to walk again and have a scab graft
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

even worse than standing on a three pin plug with bare feet?

( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

Or a hairbrush.
Which is basically the same experience, but sharper and with many more points.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Or stepping on a slug at 4am with no shoes or socks on, not painful, just feels fucking awful.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Oh yes, I've narrowly avoided that a few times.
My walk home from work sometimes ends with my boots covered in a slug massacre if it's been raining and I've not taken due care.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

Or that intense feeling of fear in the first three seconds you get your head caught in something.
..until you realise, it isn't actually that bad.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

Nah', not quite that bad.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

my dad did that once, one of the pins went right through his foot
he was heard to say "oh bother" and "drat it" and similar foul language
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

No wonder you turned out how you did
with a father like that
( magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Is it worse than getting a static shock from a shopping trolley?
That shit fucks you up.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

a smashing insight

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)