Enough about them, what about me.
I'm the mother fuckin' V.I.P
Put your hands in the air and follow me.
Ya'll gonna lay a beat about me on the count of three.
...one...two....three....[go].
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

Can't be arsed

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

i think i can smell Jesus

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

so that's what the smell is

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

much like cabbage

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

very much so
but with a sulphurous undertone, a bit like a damp matchstick
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

or a horse, recently made redundant from a narcotics syndicate

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

poor horse
not only does it smell odd it's unemployed. Damn this recession
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

i fear for the horses, i really do

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

as would any well adjusted being

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

is it wednesday yet?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

nearly
just have a nap and it will be wednesday before you know it
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

I'm going to buy a pony and call him Tony.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banyan
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

make sure you feed him
so he's not all skinny and bony
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

he's diabetic

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

no sugar lumps or polos for Tony then

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

GNAHHHH, FUCK OFF, FUCK RIGHT OFF, FUCK OFF OFF THIS FUCKING INTERNET RIGHT NOW
GO PLAY ON YOUR WII OR SOMETHING, GNAHHHH, FUCKING CUNT CUNT,
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

don't have a WII

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

6 to tha clock, on my way to the top

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

6 o'clock's at the bottom of the clock
you spastic
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

the only way is up from there, then

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

BABYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
for yoouuuuuuuu and meee nowwwwwww
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

mumble murmer you're a cunt
yahh y'know piece o' me
pack your shit up foo'
that stupid cunt G-O-N-Z
*crotch grab/gang sign*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

FROM THE WINDOWS!
TO THE WALLS!
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

Who sings that''go baby, go baby go...don't upset the riddim''?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

Roger Whittaker

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

noisettes
also i´m watching a film in spanish with heather graham in.. just seen her boobs. fantastic.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

Raw, I'ma give it to ya
With no trivia,
We like cocaine, straight from Bolivia.
My hip-hop will rock and shock the nation,
like the emancipation
proclaimation.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

in the midnight hour
SHE CRIED MORE MORE MORE
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

HIIIIIIIIIIGHWAY TO THE DAAAAANGERZONE!!!!!!!!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

fuck you.
fuck you all over.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

Yeah, you'd like that.
Disgraceful.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

SO YOU'S DA MAN DAT COME TO SWEEP MA YARD

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

Haha!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

Dododo do dcham de dcham.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

Gonz! Tell Rose about how good Top Gun is.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

fuck orf

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

I'm soo getting my hands on a copy, that was such a good crap film.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Children Of Bodom ruined that song for me

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

i love a bit of billy.
there's nothing that could ruin him for me. not even a spelling mistake or anything.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

I bet some cunt would spell it Rebal Yall
getting a's and e's confused like a fucking mouthbreather
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

oh god
i would be all over that and gaz'ing and lol'ing and all sorts
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

Of course you would
You've got a soft spot for finding the chink in the armour of the intellectual titans. It makes you aquaplane.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

i fucking love it.
it never happens :(((( im sat here drier than a nuns cunt waiting for that shit. if only grrr, if only.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

l'm sure if you concentrated really hard
you'd spot peopIe dropping in the occassional one
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

i might.
good lord im watching.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

the little jew,
in the hood, with the tummy disease, turning over gold with his bisnis ease,
strolling and rolling, gonna choose some food,
chinky in the crib if he's in the mood,

holding hands relaxing, bimbo show,
mother fucking comb in his tight afro,
spellin it badly coz it's good to troll,
pissing of the masses, is how he roll

c-c-c-c-check it
( mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

*Claps like a mong and clicks*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

see the more you encourage him
the more he hangs about
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

red head rose shopping lightly,

( mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

here i am
here i am not encouraging you. get that
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

still the bags are ful coz she's a pikey
five finger discount in the hood,
stolen goods have never tasted so good
( mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

davey speaks to rosalicious
poor old davey catch no fishes
he is blanking, his net like new
i feel for him i really do
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

what the fuck is this doing on the popuLOL?
oh its mongy. fucking flids.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

"but it's hard to get by, when your arse is the size of a small countryyyyyyyyyyyy"

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

Good rhymes
good times
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

Gosh, really?
Wow
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

I've just discovered mafia wars on facebook.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

I've heard it's addictive,
therefore I'm not trying it.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

I blame baldmonkey for this.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

uh ohhhhsss

( weaver., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)