I call this.. "Tuesday".
Another insight into being JMG:

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/9708/1256666156/Tuesday.jpg

It's GAZ. So it reads from the bottom-up..
Double JMG points for guessing who the other GAZ' came from.



:(

/edit
Continued bullying.
:(

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/9708/1256667075/Tuesday2.jpg

...WHAT THE HELL IS DA KNIFE THANG?!
Where's Moohalaa when I need "Street" interpreted?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)

That's worthy of a banning as far as I'm concerned

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)

No it isn't.
I don't mind.
I get them all the time.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)

It still shouldn't happen

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)

Well, perhaps not, no..
It's all a bit too silly.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:28, archived)

Keyser Soze?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa.
And that's all I have to say about that.

Would you like a chocolate?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)

No thank you.
I'm waiting for Sky to launch on the 360..
Yet more ways to watch football.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)

I'm currently VERY tempted by Skys new offer.
Free Sky+HD box and only £30 installation as long as it's your first HD box and you take sky movies.

But it would put my subscription from £22.50 a month to £48 a month.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)

jeebus you could go to the cinema twice a week for £48 a month

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)

Not without getting off his sofa.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:21, archived)

Nearest cinema to me is 42 miles away.
£15 return on the bus.

So not really.
But I still don't fancy doubling my bill.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)

Sometimes i wonder if i'd like to move out of london,
then I hear of things like this, and realise i could never do it!
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)

On the downside,
you'd have Sky.
( Newington, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)

I already have sky.
Don't get cable or anything up here in the stix.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)

Only free on the 360 if you have Sky broadband or a multiroom subscription, it would seem.
Unless I've read it wrong.
(Camembert, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)

Terrible marketing and bullying.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)

Well done on reading it.
I've been on the xbox website to see if it includes At The Races and how much it costs, and failed on both counts.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)

Good ol Xbox.
Wonder what else they'll think of to make you stump up some cash.

Wireless adapters - Check
Online subscription - Check

I think they'll start charging you to push the controller buttons myself.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)

sounds like the retarded cries of another PS3 defender

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:17, archived)

No blu-ray either.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)

don't have HD so no point in bluray for me

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)

RRoD

( well, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)

Been significantly reduced, if not totally eradicated since Jasper chipset.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:31, archived)

oh no i can't play my games for a week while it gets fixed
this is the worst thing ever
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)

haha
you aren't actually a console fanboy are you?
( well, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:50, archived)

not at all
i can appreciate the ps3 and all that stuff, but console fanboys that feel the need to shit on other consoles do my nut
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:59, archived)

Just Maffers being a gay
Again.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:31, archived)

You'll never get married if you're mean to each other

( Theoban What of it, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)

I wasn't aware we were supposed to be getting married

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:36, archived)

Oh, oh god
Oh I'm sorry, oh jesus, I've completely misread the signals

Oh sorry
( Theoban What of it, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:37, archived)

Haha

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:39, archived)

the on-demand service is free though...
which would be the only reason I'd use it... to catch up on stuff in the same way as IPlayer
(likeajackhammer, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)

Hopefully that'll get the nonce a ban!
Hooray!
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)

i've no idea what this is about

( well, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)

Just completed Borderlands :/

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)

i'm trying to get into it, especially after the hype
but it's just not got anything new or interesting
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)

wait, you aren't playing it single player are you?

( well, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:06, archived)

mixture of single and multi
neither is much fun
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:48, archived)

Oh JMG
You attract all the wrongs on here :(
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)

Captain. I just can't help it.
I have absolutely no idea why I get hit with this banter.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:06, archived)

I'ts pure envy.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)

As much as I may have pissed people of or not today.
THAT is below the belt.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)

It's OK.
This is quite common.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)

I just ate a sherbert lemon and there was NO sherbert in it.
I blame you.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)

This is where I hit people the hardest.
Sherbet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)

I can't see this link, site won't work for me :(

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:10, archived)

You couldn't imageshack it could you? I'd like to see that
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:13, archived)

Very good.
Sorry I didn't live up to your expectations.

Nice editing at the top, with the last reply.
( Monty Propps, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:11, archived)

whoa, shit just got real

( well, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:12, archived)

AREN'T I SUPPOSED TO BE SHITTING MYSELF BY NOW?!


/edit
What did I edit?
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:14, archived)

For CHRIST'S SAKE, internet!
This is terrible!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:14, archived)

It's OK.
You aren't the first. You won't be the last.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:16, archived)

We know where you live!!!
internets gonna getcha!!!

You fucking cockend. Hahaha.
I don't exactly get a hard on over JMG but, honestly, if I ever got that upset at the internet I'd know there was something fundamentally wrong in my life.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)

Compare him to Hitler.
Go on.

You're journey to the Dark side is almost complete...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)

I terrorise everyone that way
Especially when they try to provoke me :)
( Monty Propps, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)

When did I try to provoke you?
This is very harsh on JMG, yet again.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)

RIGHT HOOK HIM, JMG!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:31, archived)

I have NO IDEA why I'm being blamed by the /LINKS lot for today's goings on.
It was a feud between them and /talk, I ended up claiming folk down, and I've somehow got under people's skin.
I genuinely feel I am the punch bag for b3ta.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)

Who's been upsetting /links?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)

I heard they were planning on coming over here and posting gibberish.
Baldmonkey triggered it all off, and I have since been blamed.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)

hang on here
Unless I've missed something, isn't that gaz picture a slightly jokey conversation about some third party's trolling? What the fuck justifies the abuse? I can't even see any upset at the internet.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)

i concur
i fear that jmg has abandoned the noble cause of kicking sand in the eye of the internet fatty, and is now just being a bit odd to anyone
( spacefish bong!, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)

I thought it would be inevitable that the above conversation would somehow become MY fault....
No matter how clear cut it can be, anybody can make it look like JMG's fault.

I can't win.
I am very much a hate figure on b3ta. Probably due to my popularity.
JMG for MOD.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)

i'm well upset right now
greasy tears drip over my saggy cheeks, as i finish my fourth choc ice and wonder what's on wownews
( spacefish bong!, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:36, archived)

I KNEW IT!!!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)

Apart from the threatening to find out where he lives?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)

I am apparently the only person who reads that as referring to a third party, then?
And "threatening"? fucking hell Maffers, grow a pair. If you think that's a threat you'll be spending the rest of your life hiding in your wardrobe in sheer panic. It's a comment at best.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)

I agree, it doesn't come off as threatening, or even as being a serious gaz.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)

You're ruining the internet drama here.
It's clearly a serious issue, and we should all be extra nice to poor JMG.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:37, archived)

That'd be a nice change to the norm.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)

as the internet well knows
I am fully behind JMG's glorious and noble quest to challenge the sweaty-handed mouth breathers that spoil the internet with SERIUS BIZNESS, but this time, I just don't get it. Sorry, blasphemy I know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)

I thought so.
What a cunt he is.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:17, archived)

OH MAN IT'S ON

( Theoban What of it, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)

*forms circle with others around the two of them*
fight, fight, fight
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)

Shit, teacher
Cheese it
( Theoban What of it, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)

JOKE ABOUT A 1980s ASCII-GRAPHICS-BASED UNIX GAME:
Does a bottle of Rogue wine look like an exclamation mark?
( Newington, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:16, archived)

Yes.
In BOLD.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:17, archived)

it sure helps parties go with a bang!!!
thanks, i'm here all week. except maybe tomorrow night when i might be at the hoose
( spacefish bong!, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)

haha what a wanker
sad cunt
( moohalaa, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)

What knife thang?

( Newington, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)

I was hoping you might know.
You're the gentleman with a grasp of cultures far and wide.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)

I had a dream about you last night.
We went up on the moors to a guinea pig farm, but the guinea pigs got infected with the same disease that affected the zombies in 28 days later, and we nearly got killed. Badger and INRBM rescued us on a moped.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:30, archived)

Were you drinking last night?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:39, archived)

I hate guinea pigs.
Rubbish useless animals. Extinct in the wild, and no wonder.
( Newington, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)

extinct dinner
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:44, archived)

After the way they snapped at our ankles last night
I'm not particularly fond of them either.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:48, archived)

I've no idea what's going on.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)

I'm being blamed for others being silly, JA.
Then I'm getting terrible GAZ threats.
Same old..

:(


I have a wonderful collection of others.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:40, archived)

Is it from /links? I called one of them out for being a big racist a few weeks ago, and I'm still getting gazzes about it.
It's a bit odd, like.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:44, archived)

Terrible..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)