You didn't have to buy it.
£24 for a round in That London, three pints of lager and three bottles of Magners.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)

See, you should have put on a cockernee accent, and then you would have got it for £2.50.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)

Nah
I could never betray my roots and put on one of those accents.

Hello mister. I'm FREEZING.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)

I have just put the heating on. For today I am WORKING FROM HOME.
Which means I just fanny around here rather than having to travel into central London to do so.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)

:o
They saw you coming!
And by that I mean they saw the top of your head over the bar, and you tiptoed so you could look them in the eye, then reached up really high so you could hand the money over.
Personally I was using moon boots to bounce up to their level.
( SuperMatt, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)

I look down on you short people
I have nothing against you or anything, it's just that kneeling down to look you in the eyes gets a bit painful on the knees
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)

Ask your mum for tips on how to deal with it.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:38, archived)

Dude, we're both totally in the lower fifty percential of height charts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)

I know
Hence the moon boots.
( SuperMatt, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)

I totally want some now
( SuperMatt, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)

Heh, back when I was a kid, I had all the moon boots and shell suites a kid could want, as dad used to sale them.
Anything from florcent yellow to midnight blue.

But these were the original moon boots, like these.

I was at the height of fashion growing up !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)

I wore hockey shirts before any rap gangster did.
PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)

As a freakishly tall gangly fuck growing up
I never had clothes that fit me. Especially trousers. All the kids used to ask me if the cat had died cos my trousers were at half mast. One day my cat had died so I punched a kid in the face. That learnt him. I did have a shell suit though. That didn't fit either.
(The disappointing sex raven is a disappointing sex raven, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)

I'm now imagining your dad as some kind of Jewish Del Boy
with a mini-Gonz :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)

haha awesome.

(motsy isn't really here, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)

i was never fashionable and i never will be.

(motsy isn't really here, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)

i dunno, i saw you in your costume
i think you should wear that when you're out on the town
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:01, archived)

costume?!

(motsy isn't really here, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)

yeah, i knows who you are now :)

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)

what costume though?

(motsy isn't really here, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)

panda

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)

oh boy *hides behind bamboo*

(motsy isn't really here, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)

grrrrowl :)

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)

You must show me this photo
for I also know who you are mua mua muahahah.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)

i totally tweeted it at some point

(motsy isn't really here, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)

*text message noises*

(motsy isn't really here, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)

hello, new person

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)

haha fooled you.

(motsy isn't really here, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)

I totally know now.
*pinches*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)

*hugs*

(motsy isn't really here, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)

dreidel boy
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)

hahaha

(motsy isn't really here, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)

Hah, it's pretty much true =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)