I loved that when I first saw it. I've seen it three times since,
and it's worse with each viewing. I actually prefer 2 to it now.
( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)

You idiot.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)

I'm not racist, even if you are.

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)

What?
How can I be racist? I prefer the one with a black person in it.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)

Oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

It's a quotation from the not-as-good-as-I-thought-it-was film you're wanking over
( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)

I know that,
but I was playing it straight.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)

Nothing beats the first Die Hard.
What a brilliant film.
( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)

You're right there.
That stands alone as THE greatest action movie of all time. I went out to try and buy it (I got burgled last time I had it) but couldn't find it in town :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)

I had to copies but gave one away.
It's one of my favourite films ever.
( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)

Do you want to meet up and watch it?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)

Only if you hold my willy.

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)

No thanks,
I just want to watch the film
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)

I'll pass then.

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)

Fine.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)

Gaz me if you change your mind.

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)

I'll gaz you my mobile number too

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)

That's just about the most wrong thing I've ever read. And I'm including podka dots in that.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)

I love you EVEN MORE

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)

Wronger than 0 = 1?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)

including bob todd's and sammi's entries on THE LIST?

( weaver., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)

Oh Druid :(
Also, I WAS WITTY IN THE LAST THREAD. ACKNOWLEDGE THIS.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)

Well done in the last thread.

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)

Come on...it was brilliant. Semillon. Because it sounds rude. Get it? SEMILLON.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)

Sigh...
That was brilliant. Better than Eric Morecambe could have done.
( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)

I'm not feeling it. You've just phoned this compliment in.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)

I don't get it.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)

You pronounce semillon 'semi-on'. See? FUNNY.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)

OH, I see! That is very clever!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)

You don't get semi-ons?
;)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)

I do everything to the max.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)

Ooh really.
If only my name were Max.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)

I'd fuck you. Let's just get that out into the open right now.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)

But that is in no way unique.
You'd probably fuck anyone who was at the Christmasbash
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)

that's a vicious lie.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)

Whatever.
I'm not implying you're easy. Just that all b3tans are sexy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)

I should leave b3ta :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)

If that implication is not 100% wrong, I don't know what is.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)

Statistically, 40% of men who have stuck their peepee in my vajayjay have been b3tans.
60% have been met through the internet.

100% have been utter geeks.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)

That may be the most sickening thing I've ever read. And I'm including podka dots in that.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)

*takes a bow*

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)

Fucking hell.
Just... fucking hell.

Are you allergic to real people?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)

To be honest, one of the b3tans was an accident
and the other was borne out of desperation.

I have no social skills.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)

I love your sig. Again.

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)

Four potential causes of pedant-rage in a mere six words.
I'm very proud of it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)

I'm assuming it's a quotation?

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)

Apparently not.
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22should+off+gone+to+specsavers%22&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=

I like the suggestion after "Did you mean to search for..."
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)

Did you mean: "should of gone to specsavers"
*facepalms*
( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)

Yes, but how many have had their cocks up your cunt?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)

Blimey, that's a bit personal.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)

I've never even had a sex.

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)

Stop making fun of the geeks :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)

I'm on the internet with my computer plugged into the telly. I'm, wearing a Star Wars style T shirt
and I built a Lego Halo Warthog this afternoon which is now sitting on the shelf with my video games, of which there are only just fewer than DVDs. I can't really crib geeks.
( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)

You're a daywalker
You have a girlfriend
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)

She's from the internet.

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)

I am failing to see your point

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)