yeah WELL FUK DA POLICEEEEEEEEEEEb3ta.com/questions/professions/post744219
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Does getting a tug mean being wanked off?I think I'd prefer that to getting piss on my Ben Sherman.
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magnum, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:37,
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it's a small boat used to assist ships manouvering(
spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:46,
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it's a small village in the Khojavend Rayon of Azerbaijan(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:05,
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i'm gonna bundle you into a van and kick your head indespite doing it in a public place where people will see it happen
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YeahI heard they shot some people in Cumbria today.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:40,
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I would have thought the doctors at the hospital would know if he had a fit or not.Just guessing, that sort of stuff would be reported.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:40,
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oh, wait.. I did dun the obvious?
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:43,
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Here comes the cuntcopper, murdererI’m the lyrical gangster, murderer
Pick up the crew in-a de area, murderer
Still love you like that, murderer
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:19,
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one or two bad eggs but not full scale thrashings like she seems to insinuatei'm naive no offence
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I've heard that story a few times, so I reckon it's an urban legend.Not that there are dodgy coppers who bang your head when helping you into the car, that probably does happen, but the "Lost my HVG lisance" thing sounds like a myth.
Sure, it could have happened, but I don't reckon it happened to his mate.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:45,
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maybe it is a myth, i dunno, i know my experiance of the police has been poor, dog set on me whilst cuffed, spg nigh on killed my cousin over mistaken identidy, and i've had them as neighbours, horrid cunts, alot like teachers, full of self importance(
mongychops, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:50,
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I've had good experiences with coppers, to try and balance it out a bit...I walked into a chinese takeaway with my jacket pulled over my head, and a plastic gun in-hand, demanding some noodles when I was 14. Not more than a few minutes and the ARVs arrived pointing their very real guns at me and my friend. I guess I'm lucky that they weren't the coppers you've met, else I'd prob not be here to post this shit.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:55,
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also, what's "spg"?(
Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:55,
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spelling punctuation grammer(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:57,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Patrol_Group
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:02,
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I had a bent copper living 4 doors down from me in the house I grew up in.Sevral times his wife franticly screamed while knocking our door at silly hours all bruised up, his kids were wrong 'uns too. Wouldn't suprise me if he was on the take, always had a bit of flash and it wouldn't have been easy to live on our road on a copper's wage in those days without a second income from the misses.
I've seen both sides of the police, not personally, they haven't done anything bad to me, but to mates and stuff... but I'm sure I've heard the "He had a fit; lost his HVG Lisance" story a few times, I'm sure of it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:58,
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twice i've been in the apple store, cant get near an ipad, sadtimes(
mongychops, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:02,
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I've found so many uses for it that I didn't even think I'd use it for, such as...- Using the calendar/email/address book, like I do on my iPhone, only it's less fiddly, all the data syncs up with google still.
- Reading comics, I don't normally read comics but the Marvel app makes it a lot easier to follow, as you can set it to show you one frame at a time.
- Hooking it up to the telly to watch stuff I've downloaded, like i would do on my iPhone.
- Browsing the net in bed or in the living room without lugging around my lappy.
- Reading books.
- there are a few good games on there, Angry Birds is one of them.
- Writing down notes and stuff, and that syncing up.
- RSS news reader that syncs up with google reader, so I get updates from all my fave websites.
I kindda wish I had the 3G version, but I can buy this gizmo to do the same job, and not be tied down to any contracts. Plus the software I'm developing will let me browse the web while out'n'about using my iPhones connection without jailbreaking.
You still after a new phone? They're anouncing the new iPhone in about 5 days and there are tons of pictures now floating about which generally means it's less than a month 'till it's out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:10,
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You need comics?
https://7chan.org/co/res/7618.html
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:17,
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yeah, but neither of them can slip into your arse as easily as a nokia 3310(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:19,
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the police have all gone mental, it's pc gone mad(
Lightguy hail satan, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:54,
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I see what you did there.*cricket applause*
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:04,
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I might go and find some good lawyer bashing threads and tellINTERNETLAWYERMAN
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WormuIus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:08,
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yeah it will be good if he ever passes his exams, maybe he'll be called to the bar, doubt it though(
mongychops, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:21,
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Someone on my facebook feed is super happy about some dude getting the death penalty.She's also a conservative christian. Why the fuck do I add these people :/
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:20,
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because you use facebook as an extention of the social life you dont acctually have?
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mongychops, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:23,
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