I was never worried about that before
Perhaps I ought to go and check and obsess about yet another mythical beauty standard that I fall short of and need to purchase a product to "correct"?

For crying out loud, is no woman allowed to look like nature intended for ANY part of her body?
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)

Christ no, you're hideous creatures.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)

Surely the only time a man sees it, the lights are off?

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)

This is where my night-vision mutation is merely a curse at the minute.
'Ning all you lovely people.

Except YOU!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:21, archived)

I know
I'm a terrible cunt.
Perhaps I should dye myself pink.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)

Hahhaa.
I like this.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)

Pffft

( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)

You want me to keep pitching at this speed or mix it up a little?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:36, archived)

Surprise me.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:38, archived)

BOO!!!

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:45, archived)

AAAARGH!
Cheers, that's got rid of those hiccups.

*edit* right, 'night you lot - got to get some sleep, job interview tomorrow.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:48, archived)

GOODBYE GOODLUCK LOVEYOU

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:03, archived)

Good luck
Hope it goes well :)
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:06, archived)

fuck, that's going to look strange on the popular page

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:52, archived)

Oh come on, most women wear lipstick

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)

Not sure that's true, especially if you're talking about women worldwide
but OK. Decorating visible skin is slightly different from dying your genitals though, isn't it?
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)

are your genitals invisible or something?
for goodness sake woman, tidy yourself up.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:21, archived)

I keep mine strapped up between my legs

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

well of course,
we all know how to wear a belt.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:33, archived)

I am an unbearable slattern
:(
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:38, archived)

Clearly not anymore

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)

You're probably right
I wouldn't do either. Isn't it the same group as shaving, painting toenails and all that jazz?

I think this needs a Venn Diagram
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)

A Venn diagram never goes amiss

( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)

I don't
Gloss at the most
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

No, apparently not!
Hmpf. Not that I've gone grey "down there", as far as I know. Eww
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)

Quick!
Your friends are whispering about the unacceptable colour of your vulva! Hurry hurry to purchase some dye!
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)

I'll never forget the day I got my first grey pube
a sorrowful day indeed at broadsword towers
( broadsword, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)

I hope you Just4men'd it to oblivion.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)

Nah I stay as nature intended
love me, love my unruly grey pubes
( broadsword, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)

I think a huge, unnaturally jet black bush would be a good look.
Like an afro for your willy.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:37, archived)

I just did a google image search for cock afro to see if it would be a look that suits me
Didn't really work out, rather more cock than afro
( broadsword, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:40, archived)

Shave them off
No more greys, easier to clean, and it'll make your winkle look bigger :)
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)

I'm more of a short back & sides kinda bloke
thats another problem with getting older, you have to take a lawnmower to the bush every 10 minutes or so to prevent pant moustache.
( broadsword, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

show us a picture so we can see if you're ok

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)

If my fanny went grey, I'd be more worried about circulation problems than putting fucking lipstick on it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)

LOL
Good point, well made!
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)

I'm not sure how long it would take for me to notice
I don't spend much time staring at myself at that angle. Oh god, perhaps my bits are grey RIGHT NOW!
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

QUICK, TO THE HAND MIRROR!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

also, THIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A39pVkbQA4U
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:43, archived)

Crazy, isn't it?
Fantastic advance. And they will be able to use the new discoveries in human medicine, apparently.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:47, archived)

I still think they should have given him lasers while they were at it.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:49, archived)

Look at him climbing!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:49, archived)

Did you get my tumblr reply?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:54, archived)

i like that he makes sure the feet are the right colour too!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:55, archived)