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Is taking part in stuff that isn't actually proper sport a family tradition?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
I take part in loads of stuff that isn't proper sport,
I don't see what's wrong with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
I'm a big fan of competitive sitting around in pants

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
I've just taken part in the freestyle walking round the lane with the dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
I like that one.
I don't know why it's not a spectator sport, I mean, golf is.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
It attracts a lot less shitcunts than golf does too.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
fewer

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
phwoargh

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
i wanted to, but i resisted
i thought the board needed less grammar quips
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
fewer

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
but that was the joke

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
you look stupid now theo

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
god I wish I could look fewer stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
Do you ever go to her and say "How about me and you take this jar of nutella upstairs?" and she goes "I don't understand what you mean."
So you explain "Well, me and you take this jar of nutella upstairs where we cover each other in chocolate goodness, every fold, crack and orafic... and no spoons allowed".
So she goes "No, I understood that bit, I have the sex swing set up already, it's just the 'Me and You' bit, did you mean 'You and I' ?"
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived)
no
i'd feel ill if i ate that much nutella
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:08, archived)
My dad played for Liverpool Reserves
and my mum used to Dragonboats for Lama Island Ladies in Hong Kong, now for Liverpool. I also helm for the Liverpool lot on racedays

It's a mixed bag really.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
haha your family is a bunch of faggots

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:32, archived)
You see from you, that's funny

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:36, archived)
what, because my family were some of londons biggest gangsters?
i don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:40, archived)
oh, oh i get it now,
it was the old comeback of "i know you are but what am i"
you're so class.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:40, archived)
Hah, says the bottom-feeding gangster thug
Bored now.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:44, archived)
you are so preposterously shit
it is almost difficult not to imagine that you are friz taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:55, archived)
Pfft
I can't help but laugh at you. What is it exactly that makes you think you're so special?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:59, archived)
Actually, hold onto that
Save it for when I come back tomorrow. Because I seriously want to hear what you think. No, really I do
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:00, archived)
i think you have mistaken me for someone who thinks that they are in any way special
or who has ever suggested ever in any way whatsoever that they might be.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:04, archived)
what i am saying is
if you are trying to insult me by suggesting that i am shit, it will not work because nobody believes that i am shit more than me. it just happens that i think that you are also shit.
really shit.
so shit that it is difficult to believe that it is not a parody of someone who thinks they are not shit but are actually really shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:08, archived)
kind of like the office
i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:10, archived)
Well, some of the Crays are homosexual, if that's what you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)
true,
or maybe he was referring to my own sexuality, which is not entirely straight lets face it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:46, archived)
You helm for liverpool ladies on racedays?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:39, archived)
Well, Liverpool's open squad
But yeah, I do like the ladies in lycra. Except my mum. Because that's wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:43, archived)