Hello internet.
I'm totally doing my randomburn at the moment. It's pretty great, although I may have to sub at least one track so far. And it ISN'T The Look by Roxette.

I'm off to a gig tonight. What was the last gig you went to? My last one was Elbow. My next is the Pigeon Detectives.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)

clearly you are a horrible person
i'm not even going to read your post
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)

Yes.
I'm evil. It couldn't possibly to do with the fact that I didn't see your post, you beakering spastic.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)

calling me names now eh?
further proof that you are a horrible person with no regard for the feelings of others
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)

You ARE beakery spastic though.
And that's leaving the noncing out of the equation.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)

if you had it your way we'd all still be typing in thread number /2
squashed all the way up on the infinite right
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)

and thusly there'd be more jokes about black people

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)

Good to see that you are taking your new job seriously by spending all your working day brainfarting over the internet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)

i haven't started yet so cocks to you fishlips

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)

This job is about as real as Sexface's £270 an hour job.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)

it's real but not quite as well paid

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)

So why aren't you there then, what with you having started yesterday?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)

did i start on sunday then? oh shit.

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)

Apparently so
b3ta.com/talk/7158366
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

oh alright then i was working yesterday
you sleuth. but i don't work again until friday. good eh?
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)

You still won't go out the house.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)

i sort of have to
not much choice my old fruit
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)

Signing on or repeat prescription?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)

i do have repeat prescriptions for quite a lot of drugs actually
ciclosporin, venlafaxine, seretide, ventolin, hydroxyzine hydrochloride

but it's not that. i will be testing people. and i'm going to fail everyone.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)

Good job you were taking your new job seriously yesterday by not spending all day posting on the internet as well.
b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=4663&board=talk&start=140
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)

started at 0730 and finished at 1
so poo to you mr shmoo
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)

Well done there.
Many people in this world have had internet depression, you're the first to have an internet job.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)

what about the intergirl?
( vladimir, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)

Loads of people have had those.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7159491
( vladimir, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)

I'm pro-mortal wombat over the past week or soo, he has lost the game in the needy beakering spastic-off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)

it's true
i don't know if it's me being less needy or others out needing me
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)

I've not been to a gig since the Bluetones last December.
That was great. They're splitting up now, so I'm glad I got to see them while they were still going.

My next gig is Playfest at the end of May. I'm VERY excited.

I'm not doing randomburn though because I'm a forgetful cunt and I hate being a disappointment.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)

Too late on the disappointment score...

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)

I hope all your beer from now until you die turns out to be really shit.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)

I've been here for a good few years now, since this random burn thing started.
Loads of people talk about making a playlist and stuff, and loads of people talk about picking random songs from all their songs. I always presumed the 'random' bit was who you give it too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)

It's a bit of both Gonz.
It's the first 18 songs that come up on your music player and then whoever organises it gives you the addresses of five b3tans.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)

Come up on your music player when though? Like, first 18 songs that come up when you first open it? My one keeps a history so it'll be the last album/playlist/artist/whatever I listened too.
Most people I know spend days picking'n'choosing the right songs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)

Well they're all pricks then

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)

I'd be prefer a nice thought out CD that someone made me than a bunch of random tunes that make no sense/context.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)

Yeah well
good for you.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)

Doesn't sound very random to me, Blue Star.
If that really is your name.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)

I think we all know it isn't my real name.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)

So you admit to being a liar, just like Fred West?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)

that IS her real name

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)

Isn't it?
Well I guess life is just one long succession of minor disappointments in that case.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)

Sorry Gnomey :(
The star bit is KINDA my name, as in my actual name means star in Sanskrit
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)

I haven't even started mine yet. I'm downloading some albums so it doesn't keep picking Jeff Buckley and NOFX songs.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)

Hahaha.
Mine keeps picking Morrissey AND The Smiths.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)

What do you two mean 'keeps picking....' ? If you can keep on re-doing it then it's pointless it being random.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)

Yeah but nobody wants eighteen different versions of 'Eternal Life'.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)

So basicly, you keep on clicking 'shuffle' until the first 18 songs are the ones you would have chosen if you didn't have it on shuffle?
Am I the only one here who thinks that is a long-winded way to go about making a CD?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)

I'll be honest, I just put songs I like on a cd and send them out.
Don't tell the others though.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)

You've broken my heart, JA.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

I try to do it randomly but my shuffle button has a habit of not working properly and just plays the next song which is usually the same artist and album.
Also I've got the Harry Potter audio books on my laptop and it keeps throwing up chapters from that.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)

And the last gig I went to was Slayer a few years ago.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)

I had a great time seeing slayer at reading 05
particularly when my mate got smashed in the face by a 6 foot flagpole, that was funny
( Glovington, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)

Mine will just be Will Smith's greatest hits in all but two songs the wrong order so people don't catch on that it isn't a random disk.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

Hahaha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)

i like to think i at least know the songs i am sending out.

( sleepybinky, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)

This is why Britian is Broken.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)

I went to see..
Spiers and Boden last week and I'm going to see Ginger from the Wildhearts play an acoustic set in two weeks time.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)

what? ginger? acoustic? WHERE?
i hope he leaves his sound-desk shoulder chip behind. last time i saw him he spent the entire set moaning about his levels.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)

Totally gazzed you up here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)

You decided if you're Playfesting yet?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)

I haven't been to a gig for ages, was going to see Groove Armada but forgot
Last gig would have been Tiesto at the NEC
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)

I haven't been to a gig in ages, last one was probably the Matthew Herbert Big Band and that was a couple of years ago.
I wanted to go to a performance of Steve Reich's Drumming last week but I forgot all about it.
( spesh., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)

this year i have seen:
3 daft monkeys
levellers
bowling for soup
red flag 77

and after my holiday next month i am going to see the levellers again, and BARRY FUCKING MANILOW at the O2. i have also bought a ticket today to beautiful days festival in august which has Carter USM, BAD, flogging molly, stereo MCs, adrian edmonson and the bad shepherds, steve hillage, gogol bordello and paul heaton on the bill. i am in terrible trouble for this as i am going on my own. boo.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)

My best year for gigs was 2009.
I went to about 15. Last year was a bit crap for them, I only saw Kiss. This year so far it's been Chas n Dave and Elbow. Missed the GLC but the FLC are playing in July. YAY.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)

I'm surprised the levellers are still going, or is there a new generation of trustafarians as their fanbase now?

( spesh., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)

they're currently touring on the 20th anniversary of the release of 'levelling the land'.
their gigs don't smell of hash and patchouli these days - they smell of sanatogen.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)

The wine or the vitamins?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)

sanatogen incontinent pissy old people
( spesh., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)

The aroma of stale urine is a constant though.

( Lord Gnome, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)

Also
FANILOW
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)

YEAH, WELL I SAW ALL THE BEATLES.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)

I bet Ringo made fun of your gimpy eye and Paul offered you a chair to sit on and then pulled it out from under you.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)

Arcade Fire in the Point Depot. last december.
I don't know when my next is. I missed Fight Like Apes down in the Spirit Store yesterday night too, which I'm well pissed off about.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:45, archived)

Not sure what the last one I went to was.
I'd quite like to see Primus at Brixton Academy in July but it looks like that one has already sold out.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:50, archived)