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says the man who returns within 20 minutes of his 24-hour stepping
20 minutes! I bet you set an alarm, and when it went off you rushed off to the PC but your Mum said, in her stern voice "YOU SIT RIGHT BACK DOWN THIS MINUTE YOUNG MAN, AND FINISH YOUR SOUP!" and you fucking did, shoulders hunched, slurping it up with eyes constantly flicking towards the clock and arse atwitch like a hundred ants were probing your bumhole, so desperate were you to start a new thread. You sad, miserable wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
don't give me attitude you live in Poland.

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:57, archived)
I live on my own, in my own property, in Poland
you're a grown adult sponging off his parents, on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:00, archived)
you know precisely fuck all about me.
but you're another sad fucker crafting 'witty' replies on a board each night looking for internet validation that you're so funny even desperately pointing out your last comment in the hope of achieving your pathetic nightly goal of getting yet another dry bitchy comment on the popular page whilst you sit in your shack with bits of shite bmw parts strewn across the carpet wishing you could be somewhere else, back in the uk maybe, but can't because you'd be arrested for being a criminally tedious attention seeking fuckwit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
This is comedy gold.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)
oh fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)
Ooof.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)
Dear god, the irony.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
JMG is bald.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
you're right, I'm completely wrong about you
I'm sure you have a deeply fulfilling job and satisfying personal life that, through hard work and willpower, allows you to put in a solid 16 hours on here every day. I bet your Mum's really proud of you, and your 'tache.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)
98.5%

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)
YES!!!!
CLASSIC INTERNET BULLYING!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
I don't have carpet

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
Totally screencapping this in case it mysteriously gets deleted.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

I actually quite like this
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
You are a total fucking prat.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
Oh cool, xenophobia.
I think you're now officially Syncubus.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
Woah there Grrmachine, you just got served a ZINGER TOWER.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
I wish I had someone to make me soup

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
I'm sure MW's mum would get you some.
She'd be so pleased to see he actually has some company for once she'd make a special effort. When you had gone she'd probably keep asking MW when that lovely young man was going to visit again
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
I bet she's the type of homely mum who, when you come in, says
"ooooh, so you're Grrrmachine, little Wombat talks about you sooooo much!" while he's there saying "oh Muuuuu-uuu-uuuum!"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
Then she overdoes it on the cooking sherry and tries it on. Cue MW walking in at the worst possible moment.
'Oh muuuuum, not again!'
*comedy trombone*
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)
I wouldn't mind a quick comedy tromboning off MW's mum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
We shouldn't bully her, really.
She must be a fucking saint to put up with him.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
Who's bullying?
I just want MW's mum to flick her tongue over my anus whilst rubbing my penis, is that too much to ask?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
Is Grrrmachine going to be MW's new daddy?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
This place gets more inbred every day :(

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)