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Prince Edward, talking about Prince Philip, said:
"My father plain and simply is very modest about himself and doesn't believe in talking about himself. One of his best pieces of advice he gives to everybody is talk about everything else, don't talk about yourself - nobody's interested in you."

What excellent advice would you give the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
Be excellent to each other.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)
i like this

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)
phwoar, you look well fit today
is that top new?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
yeh the other one was getting a bit yellow round the armpits
what are you wearing
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)
whatever you want

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
jeez grrrich, i sure wish you were my girl

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)
buy me dinner and I could be.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:54, archived)
large big mac meal coming the fuck right up

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
I bet he's a filet o' fish kind of date.
Dirty bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)
i know only ONE cunt EVER who eats filet o' fish
mutant.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
Does mutant pronounce it "fillaaaay"?
Because there isn't a baghdad jail filthy enough for that sort of cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
i call a buffet a 'buff-ee'

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)
sc-own

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)
Oh you dreadful dreadful shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)
is that like clown or clone?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
They're alright if you squidge some sweet'n'sour in them.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:00, archived)
Fucking hell, I got it in the ear from MW last night
I'm not putting up with this shit two nights on the trot
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
Don't worry about stuff you can't change

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)
pants

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)
I'd like to think he said 'Nobody's interested in you, Prince Edward'.
My advice is 'if you're working hard, you're working too hard'.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)
that's really fucking stupid advice
you lazy prick
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
There is no virtue in work
We'd all do fuck all if we got paid for it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)
Fucking hell. Tebbit is right.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:14, archived)
:( this is the end

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
Balls. Basic capiltalist principal innit.
Do as little as possible for as much profit as possible.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)
Now you're just putting random words in an order that vaguely resembles English.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:21, archived)
My bottom hurts

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)
You shouldn't spend all day sitting on it then
you terrible skiver. Bring back Maggie.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
I'm on the sick again
Proper poorly I was. Doctor told me to take a few days to take it easy. I bet he votes tory too.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)
You put the "broken britain" into Broken Britain.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
They wouldn't have you in Iceland with that attitude

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)
Well I agreed with you up to the capitalism bit.
I wouldn't exactly describe capitalist principles as virtues, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
No it's not, you massive try hard.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)
these two posts are truly frightening

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)
Ooogah boogahboogahboogah

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)
look at you with your Protestant Work Ethic.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
you can shove the Protestant but up your arse
I just have a work ethic.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)
Well it's no less silly for not just being Luther's idea,
that would be Ad Hominem.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
but this has nothing to do with my salvation, signs of my predestination
or any concept I have of an obligation to society. Just because I think hard work is important, and protestants also feel the same way, doesn't make my work ethic a protestant one.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
Now wait, this is getting even sillier,
you think hard work is important even though it's not an obligation to society? Then what the fuck IS it for then?

I would put it to you that work isn't important for its own sake, but only for the sake of something of value. It isn't important to dig holes all day and then fill them in again just because you've got some time to spare and nothing else to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
hah, that's riled you
the idea that work can be valued in and of itself, without any external quantifier.

The man who builds a matchstick model of the Statue of Liberty, should he be praised? His years of hard work achieved nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
Presumably he did it for fun.
I've got nothing against people doing things for fun. (In general.)
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
Get out.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
Saw your post earlier about the girl from down my way. Just been on Facebook and saw you added a name that seems vaguely familiar.
She only lives a mile from me. That's some freaky shit man.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
It's fate, is what it is.
There was also a girl that lives near Donkey Gums. He probably knows here, but I can't remember what her name was.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)
i for one would like to know why youre stalking mates of b3tans this is the question id like to know the answer to

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
I'm stalking nobody, this is just happening.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
im warning my mates, this is fucking ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
I hate when people confuse stalking with fate. Especially as it's so clear in this instance.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
with no evidence to the contrary, THIS is what i choose to believe

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)
I now have Little Big Planet. I can finally play you at something online.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)
wot 1 or 2 cause ive only got 1
i bet you downloaded it as one of your free ones you massive pov
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)
1. Fooking right I did.
It's quite cool, my person thing has a massive 'tache.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)
im so columbo
i had three of the fucking games i had to get the car one and the thing with zombies in i think. gash
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)
Played Wipeout HD earlier. My reactions are fucking poor.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)
If in doubt, breakdance.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)

dance something
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)

breakdance knock one out
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
chill the fuck out

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)
PLEASE DON'T DO THAT

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
But it makes my peepee feel funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:14, archived)
then you've pitched it wrong

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)
he should loosen the guy ropes

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
There's no point paying any attention to royals unless you're planning to eliminate them.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
The United Kingdom, a monarchy, and sixth biggest economy in the world.
Ireland, Republic of, economy rated one level above junk status.

This is what happens when you give power to the people.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)
Firstly, I'd point to the USA, a far bigger economy that the UK,
and secondly, I'd ask what the fuck makes you think we're above junk status? We're completely out of the market. That's below junk.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)
pretend you're asleep if you're ever in trouble

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
i still yearn for you

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
Don't take it so seriously and bleat on about how seriously people are taking it.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)

if you are going to organise the assasination of your daughter-in-law, don't be a cad about it, make sure she has a nice night out first
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)
Black coffee, no sugar
Thanks flower.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)
Thlower.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)
Piss in a tuba;
win a peanut
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
thank FUCK...a sensible suggestion at last

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)