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i've made an ace tune i need lrics to gfo with it what shall i do a about
ALL GOOD SO FAR. IT'S ALL GONE IN

thasanuf now cheers by
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)
Make it a love ballad about a man and his china teapot.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
Pissing on an orchestra
Or spunk hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
How about (bodily function) (domestic animal) (body part) ?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
Sneezing on kittens' noses?
Awwwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
Birmingham
It's one hell of a town
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
The dog pounds up and the shopping mall's down.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
I don't really want to know what your dog is pounding

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
make it about not having anything to write about

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
HOLY SHIT I CAN COOK RAINBOW TROUT
fuck me this is amazing, fucking hell i am good
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
Blue Peter badge on it's way

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
i'll be selling this for £16 in a few weeks

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
in your dreams

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
in my job

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
by which i mean this very dish, digested and shat out and petrified,
as art
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
Give it a side of more rainbows
Have the gayest food you can.

Serve with mangravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
If anybody wants the free Duke Nukem comic that came with the collector's edition, here it is:
www.mediafire.com/?ft1y1zkfdyasnw0
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
how do I read a .cbr?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
With a .cbr reader.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)

download.cnet.com/CDisplay-Image-Display/3000-18488_4-10162238.html
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)
Ta!

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
its a ComicBook Reader File
You'll need a comic reader program.

Although you may be able to extract the images from it with WinRAR

EDIT: Damn, too late
(I helped save b3ta! Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)
HAHA YOU'RE SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
i used to read the beano

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
The game any good?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
I dunno, I haven't played it. I just saw that cowjam had it and thought he might like that if he was about.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
You thought right
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
It's good fun but if you didn't play and love duke 3d
then you'd probably be better with bulletstorm
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
Someone in our office has bought the collector's edition with the statue and everything
He now won't talk about it after playing it, and his eyes seem to be empty dead pits
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)
That's because the 90s are officially over now

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)
Until they're inevitably revived in a "post-modern" and "ironic" fashion some time in (say) the next two years.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
I heard the game is kinda like a museum of FPS ideas from the last ten years

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
WHAT!!??!?!
I've barely conceded the end of the eighties. Don't you dare take the fucking nineties away from me as well, you beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
Hang on
you forgot "I'm an unfunny cunt"
Stick that in your lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
Haha, I don't think it's fair to say his wife is so far out of his league that he might as well devorce her now
And save on the heart ache for his kids when they're old enough to remember him.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)
where in my post does it say that?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)
I read between the lines, subtext, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
I'm pretty digusted by planearm trying to move in on baldmonkey's wife
The man's got no morals
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)
Donno where that came form, to tell you the truth.
Not very friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)