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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle?
A bicycle doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
LACIST

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
a bloke puts up four small pink tents in a farmers field
the farmer says "that's a little camp"
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
Waiter Waiter, Do you have frogs legs?
Yes sir. I was the subject of a genetic engineering experiment that went horribly wrong.

-- trev n simon
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
how do you make a gay man shag your girlfriend?
shit in her mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
I thought it was shit in her cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
either way
it's a shitty joke. what's wrong with doing her up the wrong 'un too?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
that is more difficult than you might imagine

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)
I guess you could use a setting agent or freeze it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
putting shit in her cunt is a lot easier than shitting in her cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
yah', when you put it like that, I guess you're right.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
You've had a good think about this.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
i can't imagine a bad think about this

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
Hear about the magic tractor?
Went up the road and turned into a field
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
why do girls wear make up and perfume?
because they are fat ugly bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
It's funny because it's true!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
how many irish does it take to change a lightbulb?
12, one to be a useless retarded alcoholic and the other eleven to starve to death due to lack of potatos.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
How many George Bushes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fackin' loads, 'cos he's sao fick!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it into the oven until its bill withers..
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
Q. Do you know the way to San Jose?
A. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)
..that smell
do try to keep up at the back
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
THAT IS WHAT YOUR MUM SAID TO ME LAST NIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)