Right then you bunch of cuntspanners
I've finally got a new PC, tell me which nice, shiny games to buy

(minus MW3 or Battlefield)
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)

the sims 8
and the fritzl dlc
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)

shove ha'penny

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)

IN 3D

( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)

in £, s, 3d
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

made me do a lol

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

Pac Man, it's WELL good

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)

pin the tail on the donkey

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)

but we haven't got a donkey

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)

admittedly the setup costs are higher than most with this game
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)

+gums

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)

pfft! and again!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:14, archived)

quoits

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)

deck spanners

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)

Lumbago

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)

Jump the Pumpkin

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)

Count to Twelve and Run

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)

Go Johnny Gogogogo

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)

and not an amusing reply shall be made in this thread

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)

give me some moser

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)

PES OR FIFA
(888777555, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)

who is your favourite mortal kombat character?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)

Reptile.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)

Battletoads.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)

go johnny go go go go

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)

Y E H A W !

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)

S N A P!

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)

calvinball

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)

Earthworm Jim

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)

Cripple Mr Onion

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)

All Orks Must Die
I'm really really looking forard to that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)

You know that "Orks" is a codeword for "Jews"?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)

Oh you irish and you codewords.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)

In the early seventies the Provos in Warrenpoint were using "Pink" as their recognised codeword.
That's just crap.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)

or an unconscious admission that the depths of sectarian hatred could only truly stem from repressed gayness
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)

Do you ever think to yourself "You know what, I don't need to remember that, it will never be useful or interesting to anyone" and then forget about a fact?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)

Not that I can recall.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

Oh well played.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

Fantasy Land Dizzy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)

Best fucking game EVER.
Also possibly the first game I ever completed. I was so pleased. Little did I know that that satisfied feeling would hook me into gaming for the rest of my life.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)

i have been playing it again recently
Still so wonderful as it first was.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)

You're making me want to dig my old C64 out of the attic now...

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)

haha
that has to be the hardest game ever made, possible second to Wizadore
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)

that was a joystick-snapping cunt of a game
The only C64 games I ever completed were Ghostbusters and Outrun
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)

ooooh, outrun
Yes please
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)

I'm anticipating The Old Republic.
Deus Ex 3 might be good too, if they've learned from the last one. Other than that, um. Why not get Steam and see what's popular or cheap or popular and cheap on there? Steam itself is free.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)

the last one was Deus Ex.
.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)

In terms of release date, not in terms of chronology
you pedantic eel.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)

THERE ARE NO OTHER DEUS EX GAMES

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)

WHAT ABOUT DEUS EX ULTIMATE BASKETBALL
SIGN HIM UP FOR THE NICKS!!!
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)

Oh!
Oh, I see what you mean. Like the way that there were no Matrix sequels. You're right, of course.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)

Steam Summer Madness sale is coming up soon.
I'm waiting for that shit fo srs.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)

I have an origami pemguin attached to my screen :)

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)

go make a fortune teller / snapdragon thingy
pick a colour... b, l, u, e
pick a number... $(seq 1 412 -w)
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)

what kind of penguin?
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)

A pemguin.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)

better than a pkcs12guin

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

this makes it work faster
Trufax
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)

BULLSHIT!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

Bull Spheniscidae more like
(latin bird family Lols)
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)

BULLSHIT!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)

ask bill oddy
He'll vouch for me. The beardy knob.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)

Fo' real
i7.photobucket.com/albums/y276/The_Monosyllabic_Girl/photo-1.jpg
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)

is it albino?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)

Yeah
It's called World of FUCK YOU!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)

I played that.
Everyone was mean. :(
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

Yeah, to be fair it's not very good at all
I don't know why I even suggested it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

*heads off to Game*
*comes back disappointed*
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)

install OnLive

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)

Buy that game that helps you make your own decisions so people don't think you're a weak spastic.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)

Don't oppress me!
I'm crowdsourcing MAAAAAN
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)

you're all for the tough huh?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)

That doesn't make sense, blue namer.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)

apparently not
Put the word love in there somewhere.

What's this blue name thing then? I imagine I could guess.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)

mike I've found another thread with I_was_modred being a prick.
b3ta.com/talk/5546516
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)

S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Call of Pripyat
Haven't played it but it looks good and the older ones are tremendous. I dunno, DiRT 3 or something
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)

First sensible answer eh

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)

another victory for crowdsourcing

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)

Red Faction: Armageddon

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)

videogamena.me/
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)