Just for the record, I'm duty bound to say SSS so I get a sniff at tapping her mum up on one of her "vulnerable" times

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)

Wahey
I reckon you me and Hankster should get together, so we can bitch about shit music and class snobbery for hours. It'd be like a threeway Billy Bragg competition
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

I was a miner AND a docker
Beat that, drawing girl!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

Err...
Raised by Tories in a nice house and a public school education. I'd only be there for the opposition
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

I went to a public school too
But on a bursary and with second hand uniform on account of being skint and starving. I probably had rickets.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

I bet you totally got picked on by the kids whose dads had porsches
I remember being laughed at because I didn't have a horse. Still haven't got my head round that one
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

Horseless cunt.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

It still hurts :(

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

I am well aware that my name could betray me here
But I was in a class with people called Giles, Alton and an actual Tarquin. One bloke's surname was actually Bourgeois. I lived in a council house and my mum worked in a chippy. Fuck knows what my dad was up to, he was long gone.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)

I knew a girl who ACTUALLY WANTED TO NAME HER CHILD TARQUIN
Despite being at a Convent, we all still took the piss
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

I know a bloke, a teacher, who changed his name to Tarquin Badger
He is a tory.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

I'm deeply surprised

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)

surpri arou
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

*rubs thighs*

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

woah, woah, hang on, are you really a nun?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

Her full name is SugarSpunSisterMaryBernadetteTheresa

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

I'm totally a nun
and not a massive atheist like my online persona would have you believe.

Pesky keyboard, repent
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

The point-of-contact staff at one of our biggest customers' head office are called Romyla and Cordelia.
Very ordinary surnames though.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

You should still stab them

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

Horsed up twats.
To hell with them darling, you're far too good for them.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

To be fair, I'm one of the few that didn't fuck up too massively
I WIN etc
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

Another social event that I'm not invited to :(
Probably because I'm shit at posting things like what I promise to.
I've still got a box of tea sat here on the desk next to me ready to post!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

OBVIOUSLY YOU!
I did forget about you, but you're lovely and all that :)
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)

You shit
At least I sent her some. You breaker of promises to ladies!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

I'm a terrible, terrible man

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

I'm made of tears
BOGUS IS A REAL MAN etc

Seriously, it's just jolly nice of you to even consider it
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

mns is a bit shit at posting things

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

Totally sending you a postcard too

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

I'll forgive him because he's ace

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

I'll probably take it on holiday with me and enclose a lovely* postcard


* - definitions of lovely may vary by region
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

Are you holidaying in Skegness?

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

COR! I can only dream!!
We're going to my favourite little village between Kirkcaldy and St Andrews.
This time on Saturday night, I shall be in the midst of an unregulated heavy drinking session with Edith Bowman's brother Alex, and Sparky Fraser.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

GET IN
Sounds lovely. Enjoy it massively (and I hope Mini T enjoys the inevitable beach)
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

He's a cunt in real life too
Punches cats and everything.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

You'll have to speak up, I was punching a cat in the face

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

Oh man, what a wanker
I bet you've never punched a cat in your life. MY HERO
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

Come and sit here with me, darling
Let me tell you about the great war. It all started when the Bradford skins went to the Roxy in Leeds and the goths spilt a pernod and black.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)

Double denim and Dexys abound

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)