Good morningI bring you a gift of digital toast, close your eyes and think of bread gently toasting and the fragrant aroma spreading through the kitchen and the scent briefly expunged as you open you favourite jar of jam/marmalade/peanut buttter/nutella*
But LO! what's that lurking on your windowsill!? Is it a troll? Come to murder you and eat your eyeballs?!
No, it's only a lark, alighting on your sill, all is right with the world
Ning!
*delete as applicable
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:27,
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FUCK OFF!rofl
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:28,
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Totally told the lark to fuck off.Not vmos.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:43,
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vmos is lubly(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:44,
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He's no Gmos though.It has to be said.
Poor GMOS. :,(
ALWAYS IN R BROOMS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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I don't feel very wellStupid having to be at work
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:29,
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My gran swallows(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:35,
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I'm a cussin'.FUCKITY WANK PISS
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:41,
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michael grade swings low in a chariot pulled by swallows, he collects grans, they go(
vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:51,
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That's the best palindrome ever, evee mor dni lap tse beh tstaht(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:57,
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what small car should a fan of tove jansson and palindromes drive around in? they should drive around inimoomini
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vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:40,
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what palindrome secretly makes you itch? illiciticilli
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vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:54,
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Shut up.I don't even WANT toast.
I want brains for dinner,
Brains for lunch.
Brains for breakfast,
Brains for brunch.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:34,
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brains for teabrains for supper
i'm a brain eating
muddy fupper
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:41,
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I'm just away to have some toast.Think I might have some lemon curd on it.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:38,
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:38,
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I'd quite like some actual toast nowwith proper butter (no low-fat crap) and some honey
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:38,
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I ate fruit branflakes for breakfast this morningI don't like being an adult
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:41,
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that's fruit brainflakes.I'm saying you are eating moohalaa's brains. Like some sort of massive homozombual.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:52,
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is he tasteless and alway a bit damp with milk?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:18,
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He's a fucking woofter.A homo.
A queerosexy.
He must be destroyed.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:29,
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Me too.AND I went out of my way to find them in an expensive imported food shop.
Better than fucking mantou.
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Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:00,
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did they not have cocopops?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:15,
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No internet tea, I'm disappointed(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:50,
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If you're having toast for breakfast, it's got to have Marmite on it.There can be no other.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:59,
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I'm not saying you are a dullard, I'm sure your very interesting, it's just that the content is the kind of thing that holds no interest in me.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:02,
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He's spent enough time on it, it's not horrible to read,but it doesn't lend itself to replies.
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Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:03,
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There is an elephant on the windowcell, and its' crying, because it's sad, and the tears are skittles, and it can't stop eating them, but they're not skittles, they're bugs, and it's the bugs that are eating the elephant and there is a rainbow in the background, but the rainbow is made of hope, but it's dying, because there is not pot of gold, because the penguins stole it.
It's not hard, it's not imaginative, it's just dull.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:09,
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Wow. That's really good. MORE MORE MORE.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:12,
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The juggling clown has no legs.But he does have legs.
Cat legs.
No. I'm no good at this gonzo. You'll have to do some more instead.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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The solitary turd floating in the toilet bowl is not a turd at all. It is the lion in the tree. But it is not a tree. It is a toilet.There is a lion in the toilet. RAWR. Splosh.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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Why must you ALWAYS blame the penguins?It happened a LONG time ago and they weren't even there, and if they were, they were only following orders.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:16,
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wellI'm of the opinion that it's a step up from "I AM A SHIT BISCUIT LOL WAKIWAKIWAKI ROFL" but if you can do better still, please do so
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:12,
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