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But the shit biscuit is really a nice biscuit.
AM I DOING IT RITE GONZ?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)
But Nice biscuits are shit bm.
I'm a chocolate and hazelnut biscotti
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)
In a way, we're all biscuits, blue star. We're all biscuits.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:38, archived)
Apart from jaffa cakes, we've established this.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)
Yes.
I got told this yesterday when I claimed to be a Jaffa Cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)
I'm not sure it's that important in this context to be honest.
In fact, the only time the precise definition of a jaffa cake is significant is when it has to go to court for tax reasons. Or when someone is being a prick about it. Just before they go on to insist one pronunkiation of scone is superior to the other. Fucking pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)
Fuck it. the type of biscuit I'm going to be today is an eccles cake.
And if anyprick has a fucking problem with that I'llhunt them down and smash their stupid prick teeth up their fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)
It's clearly pronounced 'scone'
People who say 'scone' are the real fucking pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
Go shove a fortune cookie up your tits.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)
There is one pronounciation of scone that is clearly superior
and that is when you pronounce it to sound like a formula one car racing past and exploding
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)
this has my full support
when i am mod i will enforce this pronounciation of scone.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)
IT'S BISCOTTI

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)
Just because you are Jeremy Vine from the British BBC Corporation,
don't think you are safe from my violent justice.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
I thought they were dry and rubbish?

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
I like Jaffa cakes best when the plastic wrapping has been violated and they've gone a bit sort of stale.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)
There are alleged jaffa cakes here in the supermarket.
There are three flavours - orange, strawberry and blueberry. Except they stopped selling the orange ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)
Are you MADE OF WRONGNESS The LOVELY Ess Ess Ess?
Have some pandering anyway you Jaffafail.
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)
I love them, it's Druid that thinks that
See? www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=jaffa+cakes+are+dry+and+rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
Sickening
www.b3ta.com/talk/6075711
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
So much WRONGNESS in just one thread The LOVELY Zouwan.
:(
I'm glad that Eely took notes though, so we'll know just who to send for "Re-education".
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)
Phwew. For a minute there I was afraid I might have to strike you off the List Of Panderable b3tans.
:D
*MORE PANDERING*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
Why did you not just say you were a Ginger Snap The VIOLENTLY LOVELY Gingezilla?
'Ning.
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
Haha.
On twitter yesterday and today there's a hashtag which is #describeyourvaginawithamovietitle. I used Ginger Snaps on there. And Blood Feast. And Easy Rider.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
:/

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)
Blood Feast was a triumph.
I toyed with Tokyo Gore Police...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
Basket Case.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
Labyrinth.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
What Lies Beneath

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
Dark Water.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
The Abyss

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
Mrs Doubtfire

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
Sleepy Hollow

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
Backdraft.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)
Dude, Where's My Car?

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
The Blob

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
anywhich way and loose

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
Dunston Checks In

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
Red River

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
Carry on up the Kaiber

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
Beetlejuice.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
My Bloody Valentine.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
Goblet of Fire.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
Good one The LOVELY Jaction.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
Ha. Noit suggested Hot Fuzz

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
alright blue star
I've got to go to Canterbury soon for a meeting and will in no way be using this as an excuse to visit the awesome comic book shop they have there.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
Alright JA
that sounds ace. I've nothing to do except daydream and drink tea. RESULT.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)
funnily enough I watched "Dark Passage" last night.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
Love that film.
I take it all back about scones.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
Dark Passage sounds more like a bum-poke than a fanny.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
I guess you couldn't go for No Country For Old Men.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
Open Season?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)
The end of the Shawshank Redemption is a kind of visual metaphor for blue star's cunt.
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
There Will Be Blood.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0041389/
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0445953/
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
FINE
www.imdb.com/title/tt0052655/
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
If we're Roger Cormanning:
Little Shop Of Horrors
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
Carry On Screaming

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
how green was my valley

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
12 Angry Men

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
who's afraid of vagina woolf

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
Panic Womb

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
Pootangeist

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
big trouble in little vagina

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
womb with a view

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
wombterworld

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
Chocolate Star Wars

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
There are LOADS in the IMDB top 250:
City of God (2002)
Rear Window (1954)
Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Alien (1979)
Paths of Glory (1957)
The Prestige (2006)
The Green Mile (1999)
Raging Bull (1980)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
The Apartment (1960)
Metropolis (1927)
Downfall (2004)
Up (2009)
Sin City (2005)
The Seventh Seal (1957)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Jaws (1975)
Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
Snatch. (2000)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Notorious (1946)
The Terminator (1984)
The Thing (1982)
Let the Right One In (2008)
Mystic River (2003)
Big Fish (2003)
Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
You know, some are more ropey than others, but once you start playing this game, 50% of film titles are euphemisms for cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
I might go back and limit that the the ten or so I like.
In fact, I will.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
There.
I'll leave it at that.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
I think Hotel Rwanda is my favourite.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
LOL REPLYING TO YOURSELF IS WAKI

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
no it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
yes it is

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)

this is because of the freudian underpinnings of cinema, there is probably an MPhil in this, hmm, the penetrative projector, the cinema curtains that part to reveal the world within, the obligatory switching off of the lights...
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
Fuck me.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

this is very slightly beyond my remit
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
Shortbread FTMFW
'Ning The LOVELY Gingezila.
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)
Let's create Un Platter Pour Dieu De Biscuits in our IMAGINATIONS.
Shortbread, yes. I'd like a couple of fig rolls too, please.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)
fig rolls? pig strolls?
Only if I can have white chocolate chip cookies
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
And a Golden Orient.
Because there's got to be something there that absolutely nobody will eat.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)
Viscount

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
Shortbread is old man biscuitry
Alright stuj?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
Aye ta. A lot happier than I was yesterday, what with now knowing that I'm certainly going to Sonisphere.
And you can't beat a bit of FULL BUTTER shortbread.
:D
*Olds it up a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
I agree.
Hole hartedly.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
I love shortbread.
Fuck you you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)