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I'd quite like a tank.
What old vehicle would you quite like?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)
Ekranoplan

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
and an A10

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)
Is that a Citroen?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
Citroen drivers make me laugh
they must go into the car showroom and ask for the ugliest car there
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
Not as bad as a fiat multipla though

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
Citroen are one of the few manufacturers out there who don't follow the Dropped Ice-Cream school of design
after 35 years of wank, they've started to make interesting cars again.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
The DS3 is quite nice

(I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)
Tiger mk1 tank
Ju87. Kettenkrad. Me262. Hawker Sidley Harrier. And a 1936 Hispano Suiaza
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
Yeah, I reckon the old soviet tanks woud be best, as they're easier to maintain, but they're built for midgets.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
You still seem some rolling around Warsaw
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-34_medium_tank
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
Can't find their way home?
Probably women drivers, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
Two tanks.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
you should go to Tanks Very Much
the new tank surplus store just off the M4 part trade ins available payment over two years your home may be at risk
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
Triumph Stag or Triumph Spitfire or 1970's Mini or one of those Smart cars that look a bit like a sport car.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)

Triumph Stag or Triumph Spitfire or 1970's Mini or one of those Smart cars that look a bit like a sport car
Noddy's little yellow car
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
your mum

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
i've heard she's an old banger!! *spinning bowtie*

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
Smooth ride, Gets two in the front, two in the back
Headlamps need fixing though. Permanently dipped.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
*slide whistle*

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
dunno, this doesn't really interest me

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
beyond your remit?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
No, I lied
I want a Reliant Scimitar, a Jensen Interceptor, a Tatra 603, a Mk I Ford Transit, a Haflinger a Morgan 4/4 and a Vauxhall Magnum 2300.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
Tell us about your bivvy, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

Mrk 1 escort with cosworth engine.
(hughheff just been tipped 5 dollars, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
Or a harrier jump jet
I hear the M.O.D is selling them off for a song just now.
(hughheff just been tipped 5 dollars, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
Over-rated load of old shit
Although Old Nail is up for sale
www.bonhams.com/eur/auction/19286/lot/477/
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
Ford Capri 2.0S
LIKE BODIE AND DOYLE
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
They had 3.0 S

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
LIES!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

www.capriclubni.co.uk/pro/pro.htm

Click any image, then click 3rd row down, second from left. 3.0S
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
In your face

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
What's that?
Oh nothing, SHAME FACED.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
I think you'll find if you watch this clip with Lewis Collins
from the Bob Mills show in 1997 you'll see a 2 litre capri!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGYGCvlGOHs
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
In your face

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
Actually I stand corrected
It was a 3.0
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
YES
VICTORY

I CAN GOOGLE BETTER THAN YOU (honestly, I had no idea it was a 3.0s until I looked on internet)
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
which was a shitter engine than the 2.8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
battleship

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
space shuttle

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
Spitfire
or a Hurricane, or a mark 1 escort mexico
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
batmobile

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
or a Datsun Sunny

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
Nissan Cherry

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
Datsun, Marathon and Opal Fruits

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
FIVE GOLD RINGS

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
haha...nice

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
whatever was around before they invented the wheel

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
what you need is a load of logs laid down next to each other
Running from your house to every location in the country. Then you can roll everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
yeah, that would work. i'll dig out my old chainsaw.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
The joystick.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
a horse with a 16 cylinder engine, 4 turbochargers and wheels

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
VW Camper van.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
Reliant robin

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
Mint condition Ford Fiesta XR2.
Mark I with the round headlights and separate indicators in the bumper.
Always wanted one, WILL HAVE ONE EVENTUALLY
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)