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What are you waiting for?
alt Q: Do you find that pacing up and down helps?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
Many things
Next Saturday so I can see Barry and Stuart
Some point next week to see if I've won Seasick Steve or Paul Simon tickets
Next month for a week off work which finishes with 3 days at Latitude Festival
Tomorrow so I can make a doctors appointment

Pacing doesn't help, I get worked up about some things and it just makes it worse. I attempt to lose myself in trivial tasks to waste away the time.

What are you waiting for?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
And I'm waiting for a new laptop at work
this one is just fucking me about now.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
I'm waiting for the results of a LOLitical thing that's happening this afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
I'd love to see Barry and Stuart
Jealous, here
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
Still some dates left on their tour
don't know where you live though
www.barryandstuart.com/live/
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
Oh lol, I thought you were talking about a couple of mates.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
There used to be a couple of gay men called Barry and something
who did crafting shows on shopping channels.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
Alan

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
Nowhere near any of those places
And I'm far too skint to actually go anyway.

Ho hum, I'll see them one day. just good to know they'er still going.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
I haven't seen much of them
I know they are a bit dark (which tbh i'm not a great fan of) but I am a fan of the magic and they good so it should be good.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
Their TV show on 4Later was awesome
But they're very dark, yes. They're also funny. Should be good, hope you enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
me to get off my backside and do something.
and my dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
Get off your backside and make dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
I got off my backside and worked out how to use ImageMagick's c++ API.
I made a visualisation of bubble sort featuring a bee and daisies [329k]
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)
Wow.
In that time I've had a glass of apple and boysenberry juice and I don't even know what a boysenberry is.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)
I need this clearcoat to cure and then I go back out and spray two more topcoats
I'm wondering at what point the neighbours will complain
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
Is it smelly stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
i hope he doesn't get it on his carpet
he is ver sentimental
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
it's got cyanide in it
and when I open my garage door great big clouds of vapour writhe out into the open air. If you can smell it, it can kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
What does it smell like?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
death.
BMW Diamondschwarz #181 death.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
I love dangerous sprays.
I have a varnish that I like to use, which should probably be sprayed outdoors, but the slightest bit of odd weather ruins it, so I fgure the kitchen is the best place.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
2k paint sprays should only be used in a fully ventilated booth, while wearing an air fed mask
which is why I'm spraying it in my garage, pumping the fumes out to the primary school next door.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
let us be honest the poles love a good gas chamber

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
oh top form there mongy

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
when you leap over the fence
Shouting "paint gun fight!" And get the guy square in the mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
I live in a block of flats
and I've met more of my neighbours in the hall than before, this year. And it's when I'm wearing a one-piece polyester bodysuit, full face air mask and a gun.

Good thing I'm a foreigner, I can get away with this sort of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)

No ofFENCE!






Soz
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
fuck all, i'm off out in a bit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
pub, lake, or cunt who needs his shit fucked up?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
pub, need to collect on a debt, couple of pints then paperwork :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
I like the idea that your forms has an outline of a person and you get them to cross off where the broken bones are.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
it's for insurance reasons, bloody health and safety

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
Nothing, I'm watching Braveheart.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
i posted a link for you the other day

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
I just saw it. Thanks, mongy, I haven't seen many details about the film.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
it was news to me they were even going to bother again

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
My heel to get better.
But I'm going to Glastonbury so that's not going to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
You could leave your heel at home.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
Me too!
Won't see you there!
(PsychoChomp, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
It was never on offer.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
I'm waiting for aubergines to roast in the oven
for I am making a Moussaka for tea.

Pacing up and down rarely speeds things up, but it does feel as though you are actually doing something useful, which might help.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)
2 More minutes
for my lunch break to start
(I helped save b3ta! Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
A randomburn. I didn't receive any.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
I haven't sent mine yet
but you're not one of my recipients
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
What the fuck? are you serious?
If I had you as one of my recpients I'd be all like "What the fuck is up with Cowjam? Where is my CD filled with randomly selected songs that coincidently go in some sort of sad-to-happy order (or tell a story), with a few chapters of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince read by Steven Fry thrown in so people know that it truely is random".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
I haven't sent mine still.
I'm shit. Gaz me your address and you can have one of mine. Maybe with some delicious Crunchie biscuits thrown in.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
What the FUCK Blue Star, What. The. Fuck? Are you kidding me?
This is some fucked up shit, all those people who signed up, they followed you, they trusted you. You've ruined the whole system, a b3tan institution. I'm not saying you're scum, I'm not saying you're the sort of person who makes me loose faith in humanity, I'm not saying you deserve to do hard time for fraud.... And as much as I'd still have an affair with you, give the opertunity, I would think twice about enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)
You're on my list. It's made and parcelled up and on the parcel shelf of my car
I'm just waiting for payday before I can post it
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
YOU TOO?
What is this world coming too? I might as well take a fist full of tablets right now 'cus I don't think I want to live in a world where this is possible.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
I'll give you a spotify playlist
It'll be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
A star to fall.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
A new thread.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
Wouldn't that be lovely?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)
I had hoped so,
turned out to be shit though.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)
Giant Aunt Bessie's yorkshire pudding with a can of Big Soup.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
I didn't realise aunt bessie was a giant

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:23, archived)