I'm listening to music on shuffle
and some very bad dance music from a videogame soundtrack came on. Now I really need that beer.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYZXNVHVfhc
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)

*nerdgasms*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)

That was terrific. Is the rest of their stuff worth looking into?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)

TO THE SHOPS

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)

There's an old boy here
That will drive to your house with a van and sell you beer and fags and other items at a slightly inflated rate for the convenience. and he works till 2am.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)

Be still my beating heart

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)

i'm not sure how legal it is
because the fags never have the warnings in English, and if you are nice enough to him and seem trustworthy he's rumoured to have some illegal combustibles in the van too, but I've never asked him.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)

Very very illegal I bet
Still, when you've got someone bringing you booze and fags at 2am, do you care?

What a hero
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)

I might make him a cape

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)

YES
Super Beero
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)

where is 'here'? and can I move there?

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)

lovely Oxford
and you can move here, but you can't live in my house, because my spare room is full of stuff and i don't want to move it all again.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

I like Oxford
used to go there to see a mate but he turned out to be a bit of a prick recently so I don't go any more.
( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)

i really hope
that it's not me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)

did you nearly get bumraped by a tramp in a subway once?

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)

The second-rate sandwich shop?
or convenient under-road crossing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)

convenient under-road crossing

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)

nope, not me
i only put out for shit luke-warm take-away food masquerading as sandwiches.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)

ah, never mind, maybe you'll get lucky in the future

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

My favourite museum is there
I like it very much as there is stuff in jars and shrunken heads.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)

Tesco's?

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)

It's a legal requirement
that you have a shrunken head if you want to work in Tesco.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)

bit harsh on minimum wage retail workers

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)

I don't make the rules

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

if you look carefully in the small print of their contracts
it's actually in the uniform guidelines
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)

I had to have my head
re-inflated when I left.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

I don't make the rolls
just the crusty farmhouse and the bloomers
( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

Is this a bun thread?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

You better get your baps out, then.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

Watch the 'Eccles'ers jump in to stop it.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

I don't get it spoider :(((((((((((

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)

Use yer loaf special hulk knees..

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

I still don't get it. Help me out Hatty D.

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)

Do you need me
To battenberg you round the head?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

Your'e as thick as mississippi mudpie, ain'tcha?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

seeing as there isn't another one, this would appear to be the currant bun thread, yes.

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

Pitt rivers?
they just took possession of the tall mouse that used to be in the Natural History museum, my favourite museum piece ever.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)

Yes!
It's incredible. I must go again soon.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)

go soon
they have an awesome "ghost forest" out the front on the massive lawn. Fossilised root work of some of the world's largest trees, lovely place to sit and have lunch in the sun.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

is that the exhibition of trees killed by climate change
that has been shipped around the world from one venue to another?
( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)

Yes
You're obviously more up on your museumosity than i am, i hadn't realised till i googled it that it had been shipped around, i just enjoy lunch sat on that lawn
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

I was actually being subtly critical of an exhibition that claims to be highlighting the threats posed by climate change
while at the same time pointlessly shipping some manky old tree stumps around the world, presumably resulting in emissions of carbon dioxide.
( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

I hadn't thought if it that way
probably because i was too busy trying to not get the mayonnaise from my sandwich down my shirt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)

egg or tuna?
or some sort of [sandwich filling] + salad + mayo thing?
( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)

i don't remember
should i start keeping a diary of sandwiches in case this sort of situations arises again? I'm not sure i have the inclination.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

yes please, post up details on here, there's been a distinct lack of food threads around here lately.

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

I'm alright Aardvark
(replying up here) had a great weekend. Yourself?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

I've had a good weekend too.
I thought you were ignoring me though and I was doing a :( face.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

Glad to hear it
I'm abstracted this evening, thanks to drama on my staircase. Stay tuned for more fascinating updates
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)

*all ears*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

^This.
*Is also a nosey bastard*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

It's what happens
when you get a bunch of student types who've finished their exams and decide to get properly pissed. We've already had a warning from the cleaner as well :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

Are you lighting your own farts
And stealing traffic cones too?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

I'm not. I'm being a boring twat and staying in my room
because I'm saving up energy for the week. But I can hear the crying of one person, being comforted by a gaggle of others, while loud music plays.
If it's like last time there'll be a staircase fine for the person who shat in the shower, and a warning from college for the people who had sex in the laundry.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

Haha!
Now THAT sounds like a proper piss up! Someone shat in the shower? Shit!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

Most people I know
they're lovely, until the 14th shot of vodka and then suddenly it all goes wrong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

14th?
Good god. I would never dream of drinking that much.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)

Are you properly pissed? Your typing would suggest otherwise.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

I finished on Friday
I wasn't capable of typing by the end. Saturday a similar state of affairs, but tonight is the calm before the storm
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

If you're going out drinking then have lots of drunken studenty fun
and carry a rape alarm.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

July 1st, 2nd and 3rd is going to be the worst
college ball on 1st, where the challenge is make it to dawn after unlimited champagne and cocktails, then straight down to London for a large bash, then on the 3rd drinks with a couple of festival friends. It'll be the greatest test of my liver yet.
Any big events coming up for you soon?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

July 1st is my work night out
where I get to meet the new members of staff.
July 23rd is when I depart for Mongolia in a tiny car. Exciting times ahead.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)