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have some Monday lovely nice fluff dailyanimalfwd.blogspot.com/2011/06/lizard-love-male-warms-heart-of-female.html

Why are you lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)
I gave away a mattress, a hoover, a door and some tennis balls to several happy Freecyclers this weekend

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
maybe you shouldn't have advertised it as a free children's adventure play set though

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
I'm lovely because I was born that way
and because being lovely helps me to get what I want, which is tasty, tasty souls.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
I helped Aardvark win his multi-million £internets legal battle.
It was held that Saturday is indeed one of the 'Happy Days', despite it being described as 'what a day'
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
Revisionist.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
You dick.
I just wrote out a big reply and you fucking deleted your post.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
Use the fucking edit button, dick.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7221737
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
So you had a rant and took great pains to repost
something that neither helped nor hindered his case?
Whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)
Dick.
I'm well in a fucking sulk.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)
Watching Location Location Location is hardly going to put you in a less sulky mood.
Turn off your TV set, and do something less boring instead. Why don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
I'm just wasting time till I go round to see the bairn.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
Shurrup Deletion Deacon

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

eacon ick
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
What a day, what a day, if you can look it in the face and hold your vomit.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

SATURDAY, WHAT A DAY

BEAT

PUKE
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)
FUCKING THIS

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
He's a fucking Dick Bluey.
Make no mistake about it.
Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)
Why so sad?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)
BECAUSE YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH
I had a lovely reply to aardy written out
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
Oh! I thought you maybe thought that last dick was calling you a dick and I was going to call you a dick for thinking I called you a dick.
I'd not call you a dick unless you were being a dick and thought I was calling you a dick when I was actually calling that dick a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)
what a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
Use the edit button in future

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
Get the Dick told Edd.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)
But then the reply indicating my error would have been seen
And of course these replies are ALWAYS PREFERABLE
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)
You're a Dick.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)
There ain't no double jeopardy shizzle over here
(or is there?)

I'mgoing to fight this...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
I'd like to think I have now restored the balance
*goes back to making tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
OH GOD I HATE YOUR GUTS I WANT YOU TO DIE AND A NUCLEAR BOMB TO LAND ON YOUR GRAVE AND EXPLODED AND ALL YOUR ATOMS TO BE DISTROYED

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
....sooo...
...How're you..?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
Still wondering why you haven't sign up to '[site] Expert', I'd kill for the chance if a tech site did the same thing.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
I don't know
I'm not really a reviewer of sorts. If somebody gave me stuff for free and then asked me to review it, yeah sure.

Also I'm not really much of an expert at anything extreme-sporty, despite what people are keen to say about me :S
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
You mong, we're not looking for pros and experts, we have plenty of them, we're looking for the opinion of the average-joe who uses the products.
And like every other buisness out there, we're not going to send up to a few grands worth of kit out without some example reviews. It's gotta be worth signing up for even just for the free T you get if you're selected.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)
I just suggested to Frisbee QC that he use his edit button in future

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)
The Dick.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)
I'm enjoying all these dicks.
LOLOUTOFCONTEXTCLICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
I'm sorry Maffers
Tell me how I can make it up to you.
*fires up the deep fat fryer*
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
Stick your dick in the teacups and pour in the hot water.
dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
Teacups?!
We use mugs, you big scottish jessie.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)
I call a mug a teacup.
Cos a mug here is posh. This is Scotland, we are so fucking hard we just pour the tea into our hands and drink it from there.
Sometimes I'll just chew on a teabag and take sips from the kettle.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
Oh you bastard
My boss just saw me lol
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

Ukraine, internet, needs more hammers
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
NOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

in this scenario I am seeing the lizards wielding the hammers
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
Because Mrs Vmos says so

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
I just got here
who's a dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
That dick over there.
*points at the dick*
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
*Leans out of the way*
Not me, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
,':¬r

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
:-\ - 8|--<

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
¦ :¬b

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
Let's dance!

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
:-b--/--<

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
:-b--|--<

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
:-b--\--<

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
*left hanging*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)
+again

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
cos my sig says so.
Actually it was b3tans that started calling me lovely. I dunno why.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
Probably because you're lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
it could be that
or they were keeping me sweet because of my awesome ninja skills.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
No, no, it's purely because you're lovely.
*cowers in fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
See? Pandering and fear

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
irony?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
Pandering, fear or both

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
I'm lovely becuase the frog spawn i saved from the pond we were clearing
managed to survive, and the 6 frogs that i've been looking after have just been released back in to the pond. All lovely fresh water, with plants for them and some food. I love frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
GAY FROG LOVING PIG

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
I always save snails
so they don't get crunched on.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
PLAY THIS THEN
www.physicsgames.net/game/Save_the_Snails.html

disclaimer: i haven't played it yet. it might be shite
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
having played it, i can conform that it's a bit crap

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
what about the poor hungry birds who snack on the crunched snails?
DID YOU CONSIDER THEM? DID YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
Birds are shit though.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)
careful, you'll make them angry

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
I think this is a knee-jerk reaction
and that if you were to reconsider your statement you'd realise how wrong you were. Are YOU descended from Dinosaurs?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
Going on the evidence I'd surmise that she probably is.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
Can you submit this evidence to the council?
I'm sure they'd be very interested in harnessing the power of a Dino-girl. Agent AaAAaaAaAaAaaAaRrrRRdvaaaaAAaaAaaAarrRRRRRrRk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
Hello internet.
I am FUCKING MISERABLE. I hate my job so much.

I am lovely because I'm really nice to people and like to cook them nice food.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
Oh lovely Rosie.
Still working for the NHS?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)