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so, it's the summer solstice tomorrow, how are you planning on celebrating this great event?
sunrise is at 4.45am
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
with a big slice of not give a fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
I plan on not getting up at such a fucking stupid time.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

hello AB
www.b3ta.com/questions/horriblethings/post1247037
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
Already watching dis.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
I have heard of your fail archive, and wish to contribute.
b3ta.com/questions/horriblethings/post1246829

Fucking hell.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
sockpuppet. but who?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
I don't think that obvious, contrived trolls qualify for entry to this.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)
I think you need to maybe have an honourary mention on mike's list for that.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
Must be a troll based on the taking it up the arse by his dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
That, and just about everything else mentioned.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:58, archived)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)
Fuck off, hippy.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
Punching Druids and hippies.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
And also punching the b3ta user Druid. A lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
Saved me the bother of a strikethrough just there.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
alright blue star
Forgot about you facebook message, sorry. What dates are you looking at/how long for/is it just flights you're after?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
Yay.
We're going November 2/3 to November 7/8. Me, Double F, Druid and LT. Just flights. Thanks gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
I dunno if Druid'll be allowed to go. You could smuggle anything in in that monobrow.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
GAZ IM ME.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
Dentist appointment
then a doctors appointment, then work.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
I'll still be awake plowing through the Mad Max trilogy.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
You.
Answer my fb message. Also, come to London in December. Omgbash.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
waaaalker.....waaaalker.....waaaalker.....waaaalker.....waaaalker.....

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
Hearing Australians say gasoline the way they do makes me angry so I may not make it through the second film.
Also they way that kid shouts 'MEMBER THIS?' in Thunderdome drives me mental. I don't know why I put myself through this.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

but it's them's have the tellin of it, jaction, member that, for one day you'll have the tellin of it to your own smalluns, etc etc mel gibson is a fascist
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA. IT'S BEEN FIFTEEN YEARS, YOU COULDN'T HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO SPEAK PROPERLY THAT QUICKLY.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
it was because of the poxyclypse
KABOOM SWIIIISSSSHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
I plan on getting half dressed before realising it's still the middle of the ngiht and going back to bed.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
I shall be buying a packaway waterproof type thing, and maybe some waterproof trousers.
I shall also be buying an umbrella. And some shorts. This is not for the solstice, but my own perverse activities.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
Affectation-Man the Greatest Hero of Them All

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
Not entirely sure how waterproofs, the most unflattering of clothing, is proven as an affectation
but, go on, I'll go with it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
Are you talking Barbour jacket or pac-a-mac?
Wearing country-casual wear when you live in London can be considered an affectation- unless you work at the London City Farm, in which case I imagine it's a necessity.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
I'm off to Glastonbury.
I can't afford, nor do I particularly want, a Barbour anything.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
Waterproofs are probably a good idea then.
Pro-tip. Take a couple of rolls of bin-liners with you, then if it rains cut holes in them and sell for £5.00 each as waterproof ponchos.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
*finger on nose*
*points*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
I'm not kidding
People did that in 97 or 98- whenever the really wet festival happened and others who had made little provision for wet weather bought them. A couple of rolls will take up fuck all space in your bag and you may find them useful yourself if it rains to stick at last one full change of clothing inside to keep it dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)
Really, I'm on it.
It sounds like a good idea.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)
Ponce.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
You do realise that the whole point of a golden shower is to get wet don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
durr. you don't celebrate the summer solstice. it's the wrong one.
the winter one is the celbrating one.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)

if you want to restrict yourself to one party a year, go ahead, but don't mind me and rnuk dressing up in kagools and dancing about in the rain at sunrise
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
you go, girls.
it's just that summer solstice heralds the dying of the year and the winter one is the rebirth so that's the celebrating one. man.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)
Snoring, or masturbating furiously
I'm yet to decide!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)