Highland Park.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)

What's the one with the black and white scotchie dogs on it?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

shortbread, you daft twat

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)

My shortbread tin has a really bad picture of Edingburrow Castle on it.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)

Stop it.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)

Ye no ken fit am on aboot?
The castle in edingburrow.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

Stop it now...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)

I once caught a train from Birmingham to Glasgow with an american couple on their way to Edinburgh
and I swear I couldn't get them to pronounce either fucking name properly for the whole fucking trip. Edinburrow? BirmingHAM? BirmingHUM? Edinbow?

They'll never find the bodies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)

Edinbarooga

( spesh., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

I went to primary school at George Heriots in Edinburgh
We had a "Royal Visit" and someone wrote that the Jookie Embra had visited, and got their ignorance in the school magazine for all to mock for eternity. Like I'm doing now, many decades later.
( Three Dog Man, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)

Hahaha.
Jookie Embra is my favourite minor Star Wars character.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

Ha ha!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)

no, the castle really does look like that

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)

I bet you've got one of those drummer boy dolls in a plastic tube as well.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

I'd fucking love one of those.
And an och aye jimmy wig. And a stuffed highland coooo.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)

Fuck knows.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)

Black and White Scotch.
If only I'd put some sort of clue in the question.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)

Never heard of it.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)

It's what people buy when they can't even afford Bells.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)

Bells is horrific.
A glass of piss would be better.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)

It's pretty good in a Manhattan.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

If I could only afford Bells I'd stick to Irn Bru,
it tastes about as much like whisky.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)

Irn Bru is pretty shit in a Manhattan.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)

I don't know what a Manhattan is.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)

It's a cocktail. Whisky/whiskey, sweet vermouth and angostura bitters.
A proper cocktail. Not a massive fucking glass of ice and coke served by an over-preened teen who genuinely thinks that juggling bottles doesn't make him worse than a cunt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

Is that a Manhattan?
doesn't sound too bad.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)

PURE BOOZE.
And you get a cherry. Which isn't gay if you have it in a Manhattan. Because there's only booze in a Manhattan.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

I don't like cherries.
You've ruined it.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

to be fair,
for a proper Manhattan, it's both sweet and dry vermouth in equal measures, with twice as much blended whisky as vermouth combined. Just sweet vermouth is for ladies.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

Fuck off back to wikipedia.
You probably have fucking lime in your g&t.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)

Fuck off yourself
I was a cocktail barman for a long time. You can have it sweet if you want, it just makes you a girl.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)

I bet you were one of those over-preened juggling cunts serving iced coke and cheapshit rum to cunts with their fucking ben sherman shirts untucked and too much fucking hair gel.
Like some sort of cunt.

There's no point putting dry fucking vermouth into whisky and fucking bitters, you tongue-spaz.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)

Never flared, it's a waste of time
I enjoyed mixing drinks, i still do, and prefer my manhattans perfect, not sweet. Fuck, it's a drink.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

Untucked Ben Sherman Shirts.
And too much coke.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

to be honest
it was big fucking tips when they were showing off, and some decent customers when it wasn't the weekend, and i enjoyed learning to mix decent drinks. Some people who drink cocktails aren't cunts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)

I prefer a Vatican
it's like a Manhattan but it's with Catholic bitters rather than angostura ones. The taste has a bit more conviction.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

I am quite fond of Manhattans.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)

They are the future.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

I think it's called Black and White.
Haven't seen it for years though.

[Edit] Damn- too slow.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)