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why don't you have a shit?

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)
my colon is empty

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)
Is that an invitation?

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)
Not invited, as usual.

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

papabendi.ytmnd.com/
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:01, archived)
And I am a banana.

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
heroin addiction, fuck off

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)
I'm regular as clockwork
11am everyday, come back then and you can have whatever i produce
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
I bet you take loads of fag breaks too you fucking slacker

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
Smokers are jokers

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
They're the butt of the joke.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
i can't go unless someone is watching

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)
what about if you can see a picture link of a man shitting in a womens mouth? i could link to that

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
I just saw that you hate me, mongy.
I'm sorry, I never meant for you to get caught up in this crazy, bitcoin world. If it would help patch things up between us, I will send you my entire bitcoin internet wealth. Then when you're on your internet yacht drinking internet champagne maybe you'll be able to think back to this day and forgive me.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
hey i don't hate you, it is not about britcoin anymore

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
I'm glad to hear it.
I don't want to see you dragged down by the tragic farce this whole cryptocurrency saga has become.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
I still haven't cleaned the glass coffee table from the last time.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
why don't you switch off your television set and go take a shit

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
you mean I can do that whenever I like?

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
Of course not, he's shitmaster and you can only have a shit when he says so.

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)
start a thread and don't reply to anyone
wankspanner
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)

:)
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)
:P
backtotherobot.ytmnd.com/
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)
You put enough shit on the internet for everyone, thanks.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
I sold mine on ebay
99p plus £1.50 postage.

I'm saving up for a holiday in Surbiton.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
Why don't YOU have a shit?

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
I don't remember that episode of 'why don't you'

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
in fact
I just did. so i wanted to inform you you should have one as well.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
Top participating.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/ee0d0a7dc532064da1b6/songofstorms.jpg
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
*Begins humming*
*Is forced to start bailing out his room*
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=82NjJjhsHag
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)
Why, thank you very much!
*helps himself to a shit*
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
Don't fancy one thanks

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:11, archived)